Welcome to San Kirkfalls!

San Kirkfalls is known for the following resources:

• An ancient fort inhabited by defenseless kittens that are hunted by townspeople. Torgles Rocketbit said somoeone said someone found a chest containing monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
• Plentiful peat swamps that are avoided by magic users. One might dig up bags of iron maidens in a well.
• A cursed shrine inhabited by poisonous chinchillas that are avoided by kittens. Faehiaanae Firefeather said one might dig up a chest containing iron maidens buried near there.

• I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Must be a quick learner. Contact Paz.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Discretion required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Beltava Jadefeather for more information.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. No previous experience required. Contact Lat for further details.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Jame Southfield for more details.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Vothzer.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must submit to background check. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Po Weatherlock.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ilelltel Starlight for more information.
• Tilkaro has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Accidental Death insurance required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Tmzar Ghosttmurder.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Doney Stowood.
• Required: Aesartlas Silvermane has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Ilixth.
• Help! I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Must not smell. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Aeslanai Moondawn.
• Want to earn some quick coin? grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be quick on your feet. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Ulbin Tigermill.

• Baban Rockettonk is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted wine seller. She appears jolly.
• Glozgash Necknor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent prostitute. He appears mopey.
• Ada Coggleblast is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre herbalist. He appears guilty.
• Agab Armcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent fishmonger. She appears mopey.
• Mickey Brastone is a female human who is known in the city as being a skilled ostler. She appears shifty.
• Donic Materley is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted bleacher. She appears exhausted.
• Junkey Tinkergadget is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled saddler. She appears homesick.
• Junnk Tiddlytonk is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary lumberjack. She appears skeptical.
• Skadal Granitechest is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent courtier. He appears pacifistic.
• Carxie Fusebit is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent wine seller. She appears nervous.
• Bongan Gearblast is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a skilled illuminator. She appears jesterly.
• Dav Antonster is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked shipwright. She appears sick.
• Mickey Claycroft is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre sheriff. He appears battle-ready.
• James MacStoridge is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled coach driver. She appears forgetful.
• Throril Ratkiller is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned lawyer. He appears authoritarian.

• Grendaiki Zhakan, an unreliable male minotaur. He is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Codara Stonegan, a jolly male minotaur. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Boonus Teschaser, an insecure male minotaur. He is an expert who is traveling with a circus.
• Jam Dansford, a gambling male half-orc. He is a fighter who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Xodods Damnwiser, an accusatory female goblin. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
• Vab, a flirtatious male kobold. He is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Daney Benfield, an impatient female half-dwarf. She is a barbarian who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Illartthil Duskblaze, a resentful male elf. He is a cleric who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Duduk Eaglenut, a sick male ogre. He is a paladin who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Borrim Lumbernose, an egotistical male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding work as a spy.

These establishments worthy of mention in San Kirkfalls:

• The Wobblin' House Lodge [+] The Wobblin' House Lodge is a typical sized, orderly-looking inn. The building faces north with a mud storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a lonely gnome named Bea Tiddlyfuel. The inn is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the inn. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Bill Gloves [+] The Naughty Bill Gloves is a large, crowded-looking glove shop. The building faces southwest with three windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting dwarf named Brogan Stormmine. The glove shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the glove shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Hanging Darkroot Mill [+] The Hanging Darkroot Mill is a large, dirty-looking mill. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy dwarf named Drodin Bluekiller. The mill is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Nomad Worship House [+] The Worn Nomad Worship House is a small, dirty-looking shrine. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-dwarf named Grumril Uglyshield. The shrine is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Tower Security [+] The Surly Tower Security is a normal sized, damp-looking adventurers guild. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nihilistic dwarf named Snordal Uglymoor. The adventurers guild is known for inexpensive prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see equipment lying around, you hear a dog barking, and you smell damp earth. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Jane Inc. [+] The Cloven Jane Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking theater. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a pacifistic human named Jam Jamester. The theater is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the theater. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Goblins Scabbards [+] The Greasy Goblins Scabbards is a typical sized, crowded-looking scabbard maker. The building faces southeast with small windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-orc named Jo Marliffe. The scabbard maker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Cock Leatherworks [+] The Broken Cock Leatherworks is a large, orderly-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-dwarf named Jam Matford. The leathershop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Hammer Inc. [+] The Whistling Hammer Inc. is a small, crowded-looking tack shop. The building faces northwest with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical dwarf named Abarun Tinshoulder. The tack shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Hen Inc. [+] The Fawning Hen Inc. is a huge, clean-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended human named Joic Smithling. The sawmill is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you smell sawdust, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Ulcer Inc. [+] The Deepwater Ulcer Inc. is a large, tidy-looking masonry shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent gnome named Arnlita Greasescope. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Paladin Inc. [+] The Fat Paladin Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking tile shop. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy gnome named Junmida Gyrofiz. The tile shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Virgin Furs [+] The Voluptuous Virgin Furs is a small, clean-looking furtrade. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a deluded gnome named Adaley Cogglebun. The furtrade is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the furtrade. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Flask Candle Maker [+] The Severed Flask Candle Maker is a normal sized, filthy-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Davry MacBencroft. The illuminator is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Iron General Goods [+] The Forsaken Iron General Goods is a normal sized, messy-looking trading post. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a pious human named Davey Corstone. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the trading post. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.