Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,452
- Children: 17.29% (251)
- Elderly: 20.73% (301)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,037 half-orc (71.4%)
- 195 half-elf (13.4%)
- 104 half-dwarf (7.1%)
- 50 halfling (3.4%)
- 36 other (2.4%)
- 15 gnome (1%)
- 15 dwarf (1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 74 Businesses
- 159 Specialists
- 150 Residences
Summary [-]
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Wisselbridge Acres is known for the following resources:
- A cursed castle inhabited by wild kittens that are visited frequently by locals.
- Caterpillar nests that are avoided by witches. Donry Greenman said one might find a stash of silver buried near there.
- Abundant creepy fruit plantations that are avoided by magic users. One might dig up a chest containing rubies in a tomb nearby.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In the days of yore, a cyclops named S'hoorzin stalked the field. They say that if you touch him, you will be stricken deaf.
- Once upon a time, a spirit named Blorr wandered the countryside. People say that if you see him, you will be eaten alive.
- Many years ago, the villagers of Big Lambmore thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil ghoul named Shaman Shugb Backnor slayed a local hero. The villagers tried to stop the ghoul, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Bip, who was a sneaky thief. Bip had a plan to trick the ghoul by killing the ghoul while he slept. When Bip faced the ghoul, Bip defeated Shaman Shugb Backnor.
- In the olden days, the villagers of Batbert lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day a serial killer named S'herzin ahn Yerzin destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came Co Waterghost the halfling, who was an expert bowman. Co had an idea to slay the serial killer by making a wager with S'herzin ahn Yerzin. When Co Waterghost faced the serial killer, Co Waterghost killed the serial killer and was killed in the process.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. No previous experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Trezn Greathowl if interested.
- Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Discretion required. Reward available. Contact Jam Burard.
- A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Srak Headsnapper if interested.
- Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No previous experience required. Contact Grumdin Tigermead.
- Commoner seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Contact Don Roseing.
- sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalzin se Khalal.
- Need a change of pace? Obgug Necknor The Brave has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Kzemt Damnstomach if interested.
- Help Wanted: Looking for work? Kuondar Sumwalker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gubduzg Skullbreaker.
- Expert seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mickey Davin.
- Wanted: Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Morkon Oilaxe if interested.
- Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Aiina Tinkerbun if interested.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Poda Slowgrass is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent seamstress. She appears jesterly.
- Falgrim Wildhead is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled warehouse worker. She appears authoritarian.
- Jo Browngton is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled painter. He appears greedy.
- Cobard Understick is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent sheriff. She appears vengeful.
- Kialita Tinkerwink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre physician. She appears mopey.
- Khurud Armcracker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled chandler. She appears conspirational.
- Jamry Smithes is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled cobbler. He appears pious.
- Drozgah Bonecracker is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled ropemaker. She appears forgetful.
- Davry Wilhews is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted official. He appears fatalistic.
- Davry Danngham is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled stablehand. He appears patronizing.
- Mickic Davard is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled dyer. He appears gosipy.
- Micke Berore is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled porter. He appears authoritarian.
- Danic Matngham is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled laborer. She appears scattered.
- Daney VanBercombe is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent salter. He appears guilty.
Travelers [-]
- Larnalinne Leafstride, a guarded female elf. She is a druid who is fleeing a natural disaster.
- Done Ferand, an easily offended male half-orc. He is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
- Sogok Boneripper, a pacifistic male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
- Donry Clayey, a territorial female human. She is an expert who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
- Gwalanlas Shadowears, an accusatory female half-elf. She is a ranger who is finding a missing artifact.
- Abanalai Ousseafeather, an intimidating male half-elf. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
- Joic Davnson, an intimidated male half-elf. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a beggar.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Wisselbridge Acres:
- The Wet Wine Butchers [+]
- The Divine Maiden Clinic [+]
- The Nomadic Boar Inc. [+]
- The Oiled Axe Purse Shop [+]
- The Lecherous Peddler Glass Crafters [+]
- The Smithy Riverside Shop [+]
- The Vulgar Monkey Furs [+]
- The Twin Princess Shoppe [+]
- The Grumbling Peddler Inc. [+]
- The Boiling Stump Sport House [+]
- The Violet Alicorn Farm [+]
- The Fallen Mead Inc. [+]
- The Vulgar Rose Furs [+]
- The Flaming Hammer Inc. [+]