Welcome to Burtovka!

Burtovka is known for the following resources:

• Vampire bee hives that are avoided by unicorns. Elhzer said one might dig up bags of emeralds in a dungeon.
• Plentiful chinchilla colonies that are avoided by gru. Somoeone said someone found bags of copper buried near there.
• Rock salt fields that are feared by travelers. Rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• A haunted tower inhabited by vampire dragons that are hunted by locals. Surpkaro said one might dig up a stash of emeralds in a nearby pit.
• Abundant ancient coconut harvests that are avoided by kittens.

• Skaag Hawkmace has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tudadr Damndeath to learn more.
• I have gremlins in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Morgan Claysmasher.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Car if interested.
• Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Eldi Montawolf for more details.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Komd Dreadwiser to learn more.
• Looking for work? Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tomorg Skullbreaker The Strong.
• Wanted: Need a change of pace? beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Mordor Granitefist.
• Help Wanted: Elarell Whitethorn has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Accidental Death insurance required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yorkon Strongstone.
• Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Discretion required. Contact Adail Glitterswan if intrigued.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Dunab Skullcracker to learn more.
• gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Tharta Quillganthi.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Must not smell. Reward is a secret. Contact Ziddut Armcrusher.
• Help Wanted: Wizard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Asteriki Bloodhoof.
• Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mick Colield.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Haavarai Whitewhisper.

• Co Watershaker is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent haymerchant. He appears idealistic.
• Eldo Hotward is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked bounty hunter. He appears solemn.
• Kiaina Tinkerbit is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked glassmaker. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Hildo Meligirdle is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled prostitute. She appears forbidding.
• Babton Greasefiz is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned maidservant. She appears lonely.
• Zomm Armkiller is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a renowned mercer. He appears forbidding.
• Bonwan Tiddlytonk is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre bucklemaker. She appears deluded.
• Gavmida Electrobolt is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent magic dealer. He appears apologetic.
• Gab Cogglegauge is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled handyman. She appears giddy.
• Falda Overbot is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled illuminator. He appears guilty.
• Bearette Electrobit is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled maidservant. He appears trusting.
• Gabgles Wizzbun is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre ostler. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Bardor Tinplate is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned engineer. He appears chatty.
• Gab Wobbblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled mason. She appears homesick.
• Beaton Cobblewink is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled miller. She appears mopey.
• Shaman Rhuzg Moksnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre undertaker. She appears egotistical.
• Cot Electroblast is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre baker. He appears cowed.
• Cot Gearbit is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked dyer. He appears melancholy.

• Poel Grubbottle, a smug female halfling. She is a cleric who is traveling with an important person.
• Chief Thozig Legsnapper, an easily offended male half-orc. He is a bard who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Thronir Grayfighter, a sick female dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Borrun Onyxstaff, a healthy male dwarf. He is a warrior who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Don Stanfield, an intimidating female half-orc. She is a barbarian who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• DaJoes Whitsford, a spiteful male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Zammash Armripper, a melancholy male half-orc. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Burtovka:

• The Crippled Twins Inc. [+] The Crippled Twins Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick dwarf named Arkon Holyale. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Bag Kennels [+] The Violet Bag Kennels is an average sized, messy-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy gnome named Tom Rocketwink. The slaughterhouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the slaughterhouse. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Beer Shop [+] The Wistful Beer Shop is a huge, orderly-looking shop. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Juneno Greasebun. The shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Frogs Shop [+] The Lost Frogs Shop is an average sized, orderly-looking translator. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a deluded halfling named Pode Bullbottom. The translator is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the translator. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Devil Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wild Devil Inpirationsl Waters is a large, neat-looking bath house. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick halfling named Tol Greatmaker. The bath house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear soft music, you see naked people walking around, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 4 customers in the bath house. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Ivy Inc. [+] The Crippled Ivy Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking warehouse. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Allink Electrotonk. The warehouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the warehouse. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Kettles Inc. [+] The Glaring Kettles Inc. is a small, tidy-looking weaponshop. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a jolly gnome named Arnson Greasegauge. The weaponshop is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the weaponshop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Princess Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Princess Night Smiths is an average sized, messy-looking graveyard. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a resentful halfling named Adailly Bullbottle. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the graveyard. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Weasels Charity [+] The Slade Weasels Charity is a normal sized, cluttered-looking almshouse. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a deluded dwarf named Throdal Blackstaff. The almshouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the almshouse. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Helix Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Helix Lumberyard is a small, smelly-looking lumberyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic dwarf named Gorbor Blackgrieve. The lumberyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the lumberyard. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Bull Bath House [+] The Wild Bull Bath House is a large, messy-looking bath house. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nihilistic halfling named Sereline Wildwanderer. The bath house is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you hear the sound of water running, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Warm House Rug Shop [+] The Warm House Rug Shop is an average sized, clean-looking rugmaker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named Jo Whitfield. The rugmaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Boar Mercenary [+] The Stumpy Boar Mercenary is an average sized, dusty-looking adventurers guild. The building faces north with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a fashion concious gnome named Bonita Gearfiz. The adventurers guild is known for high prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a dog barking, you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, and you smell burning coals. There are 3 customers in the adventurers guild. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Great Baiter Scabbards [+] The Great Baiter Scabbards is a small, disgusting-looking scabbard maker. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical dwarf named Lodal Darkship. The scabbard maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the scabbard maker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Dwarves Fish House [+] The Boiling Dwarves Fish House is a large, clean-looking fishery. The building faces south with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a vengeful half-orc named Jory VanClayore. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Whisper Jewelers [+] The Drowned Whisper Jewelers is an average sized, damp-looking jewelery store. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Durdin Drakearm. The jewelery store is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Crate Inc. [+] The Violent Crate Inc. is an average sized, orderly-looking university. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Gozog Bonecrusher. The university is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the university. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Hammer Inc. [+] The Grumbling Hammer Inc. is a large, damp-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful dwarf named Thornir Pearlrobe. The woodshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the woodshop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.