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Welcome to Deedhead Falls!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 4,652
  • Children: 22.25% (1,035)
  • Elderly: 17.24% (802)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,182 half-dwarf (46.9%)
  • 922 elf (19.8%)
  • 712 halfling (15.3%)
  • 680 half-orc (14.6%)
  • 98 human (2.1%)
  • 58 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 137 Businesses
  • 666 Specialists
  • 562 Residences

Summary [-]

Deedhead Falls is a large town in the Donbe Domain with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is moderately populated (7,462/sq km), covers 0.62 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 888 meters.

Climate [-]

Deedhead Falls has a Tropical Rainforest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures, continual rain year-round, and has minimal natural seasons, and has negligible seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is continual, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Deedhead Falls sees a binary star overhead: Abax, a small orange star and Uuc, an average white star. Deedhead Falls also has a single moon: Thela, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a flimsy brick rampart that is 6 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.77 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Deedhead Falls; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy dirt roads in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, arena, wealthy, middleclass, prison, and professional.

Government [-]

Deedhead Falls is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as the pinnacle of inefficiency. Officials in Deedhead Falls are often seen as disreputable and the policies are despised. The political influence of Deedhead Falls in the region is consistent due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Deedhead Falls is ruled by King Malbardda Forestshadow. The King has been in power for several decades and is respected by the people. There is strong opposition to the King and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.11% of the population (5 adults).

Military [-]

Deedhead Falls has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 593 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 267 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 22 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and flimsy rampart, Deedhead Falls is greatly fortified. Deedhead Falls fighters are much maligned for their use of composite bows in battle. They are mocked for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Deedhead Falls is currently insulated.

Resources [-]

Deedhead Falls is known for the following resources:

  • A creepy tower inhabited by defenseless bees that are visited frequently by children. One might dig up bags of copper in a dungeon.
  • Many carnivorous cobra quivers that are frequented by wenches.
  • Ancient guano banks that are hunted by locals. Vessrr said rumors tell of bags of penis sheathes buried near there.
  • Carnivorous bat clouds that are visited frequently by locals.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In olden times, the constable of Lenana thrived. Things were quiet, but one day Dush Rocktooth the lich took over the town. The constable tried to stop the lich, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Momn Bigbone, who was a skilled storyteller. Momn had an idea to slay the lich by making a wager with Dush Rocktooth. When Momn Bigbone faced the lich, Momn Bigbone killed the lich.
  • Way back when, a wizard named Ghrig lingered in the town and was drawn towards acts of greed. People say that if you face him, you will be eaten alive.
  • Once upon a time, a monster named Merrrl roamed the streets. Commoners say that if you see him, you will be stricken blind.
  • Once upon a time, an old man stalked the town every six years. People say that the old man will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.

Events [-]

Deedhead Falls is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen keg. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tolel Orbones.
  • Need a change of pace? Dot has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Dan Berore.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Amada Forestfield.
  • Need a change of pace? Danic Goodard has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Arbin Oatankle to learn more.
  • Someone stole my painting. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Ruguk Bladerot.
  • I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Arnlita Gearsprocket.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mick Tramcombe.
  • Someone stole my tiara. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact James Brohews if intrigued.
  • Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Length of job expected to be short. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Joes Davsone if intrigued.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Vothzer.
  • Need a change of pace? Ceelak has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Surpka.
  • Required: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Gablin Tinkercog.
  • Looking for work? lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Darleninne Starrunner if interested.

People [-]

The people in Deedhead Falls love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Joey Stomell is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre saddler. She appears homesick.
  • Jam Andrewicz is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled barber. He appears healthy.
  • Dane Giacoliffe is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned weaponsmith. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Ilttars Eyllisgleam is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled jailer. He appears patriotic.
  • Joey Jackston is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre professor. She appears cowed.
  • Hilgrim Trilliciny is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre physician. He appears shifty.
  • Aesrigssa Banniwaker is a female elf who is known in the world as being a decent courtier. She appears chatty.
  • Tol Tallwill is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent watercarrier. She appears loud.
  • Bordin Lumberknee is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned stablehand. He appears forbidding.
  • Brorim Silvermolder is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled official. He appears deluded.
  • Globbzog Legripper is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled bookseller. He appears grieving.
  • Mal Kaeseeye is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre navigator. He appears cowed.
  • Durkon Drakeroad is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted painter. He appears spiteful.
  • Gaeellanae Gysseglow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned carpenter. She appears mocking.
  • Doney Roseman is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted outfitter. She appears smitten.
  • Ponell Orhand is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled prostitute. He appears intimidating.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Don Broerley, a nervous female half-orc. She is a commoner who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Tean, a nervous androgynous kobold. It is a fighter who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Tmet Ironstomach, a flirtatious male bugbear. He is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
  • Garrim Bitterstaff, a scattered male deep dwarf. He is a fighter who is seeking honest work.
  • Haride, a smug male mindflayer. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Tudub Damndamn, an exhausted female goblin. She is a druid who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Aletava Skymight, an apologetic male drow. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost sibling.
  • S'hoorzin heh Ghessen, an idealistic female lizardfolk. She is a paladin who is seeking revenge.
  • Ulrin Whiteaxe, a nihilistic male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
  • Amaborn Heatherbrother, an easily offended male halfling. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • S'hoorzin fe Ghessen, an impatient female lizardfolk. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Wouth, an idealistic male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is traveling with a diplomat.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Deedhead Falls:

  • The Dry Monk Shoppe [+]
  • The Drunken Weasels Jewelers [+]
  • The Wiley Bag Shop [+]
  • The Wet Cloak Meat House [+]
  • The Hilltop Riverside Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Rusty Eagle Inc. [+]
  • The Stinking Wig Studio [+]
  • The Dripping Paladin Herbalist [+]
  • The Crossed Skull Inc. [+]
  • The Strangled Well General Merchandise [+]
  • The Pink Flame Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Sleeping Peddler Inc. [+]
  • The Highlighted Mug Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Tattered Dead Temple [+]
  • The Elven Nomad Money Changers [+]
  • The Lonely Peacock Inc. [+]