Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 6,345
- Children: 18.39% (1,167)
- Elderly: 20.00% (1,269)
Racial Breakdown
- 2,481 gnome (39.1%)
- 1,796 human (28.3%)
- 1,212 half-elf (19.1%)
- 578 half-orc (9.1%)
- 273 dwarf (4.3%)
- 5 other (0%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 158 Businesses
- 939 Specialists
- 808 Residences
Summary [-]
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Upper Hollwell is known for the following resources:
- A new cave inhabited by dangerous elephants that are hunted by wenches. Ama Goodspan said one might dig up piles of emeralds hidden around somewhere.
- Many clay banks that are visited frequently by kittens. The locals speak of piles of iron maidens in a nearby pit.
- Spider clusters that are visited frequently by zombies. S'herzin fe S'herzor said rumors tell of a stash of small lyres in a well.
- Abundant vampire kitten glarings that are hunted by children. The locals speak of a stash of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
- Plentiful amber deposits that are feared by magic users.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Legends tell of Tilzer's Amulet, a possessed amulet with the ability to make people cry. It was last seen years ago.
- In times gone by, the townsfolk of Humberdun thrived. Things were good, but one day Vor the ghoul took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to kill Vor, but didn't get close. Along came Tolly Bolgerskin the halfling, who was an expert bowman. Tolly had a plan to trick the ghoul by making a wager with Vor. When Tolly Bolgerskin faced the ghoul, Tolly Bolgerskin killed the ghoul.
- Years ago, an old man hunted the countryside. Commoners say that the old man will offer you sweets, then turn you into a mouse.
- In times gone by, an old woman hunted the streets. They say that the old woman will ask for your help, then sell you into slavery.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Ans for more information.
- I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dagan Oxfang.
- Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Yeral teh S'hooral.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Guild membership required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Haaleniyn Heartdrake.
- Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Hakath Armbreaker.
- Bored? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Surpka.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yerzor seh Khalzor.
- Needed: Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Rbog Bigmaw for more details.
- Help! quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Contact Brusha Domcloud to learn more.
- Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bab Wobbscope.
- Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Illttel Waveleaf.
- I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Nbok Nightshadow.
- A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Obd Neckkiller.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen lucky stone. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Tmog Rantmouth.
- Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Elaarttars Frostsight for further details.
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- Argan Moonaltar is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent cooper. She appears nosy.
- Bea Tinkertonk is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted cutler. He appears smug.
- Mickic Peteren is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled grocer. She appears mocking.
- Wizby Electrobit is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled potter. He appears homesick.
- Ghogtsh Headsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked seamstress. He appears vengeful.
- Malby Fusegadget is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent porter. She appears outlandish.
- Grunond Brightriver is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre beer seller. He appears unreliable.
- Grogush Backbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled alchemist. She appears healthy.
- Wizton Tiddlyfiz is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled engineer. He appears boastful.
- Jamey Jameen is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled cheesemaker. She appears intimidated.
- Wizson Wizzbolt is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted leatherworker. She appears idealistic.
- Mickes Kleintone is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled astrologer. She appears prejudiced.
- Adatava Dryearbreeze is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled lawyer. He appears territorial.
- Dane Browning is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sage. She appears gambling.
- Junson Triggerjet is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled bookseller. He appears gosipy.
- Ilyrigai Whitelight is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled furrier. She appears territorial.
- Barkon Ratfounder is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled shoemaker. He appears giddy.
- Hamgles Wobbgadget is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled trader. She appears sick.
Travelers [-]
- Alaellava Everrun, an authoritarian male half-elf. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
- Jame Simoncroft, an easily offended male human. He is an adept who is here to destroy a misconception.
- Erlaniyn Myrthshade, a chatty female half-elf. She is a sorcerer who is here to buy spices.
- Dave Ferson, a lonely male half-elf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing sibling.
- Jentsy Rocketscope, a violent male gnome. He is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
- Beaby Gyrobit, a chatty male gnome. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Donic Carwell, a violent male half-elf. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost sibling.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Hollwell:
- The Six Rock Ship Repair [+]
- The Warm Peacock Rugs [+]
- The Prancing Beauty Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Twisted Widowers Designs [+]
- The Stinking Mead Sculptures [+]
- The Squalid Wine Shoes [+]
- The Wild Cesspit Bath House [+]
- The Wistful Ent Store [+]
- The Sleepy Bag Inc. [+]
- The Noisy Knife Inc. [+]
- The Gelded Skull Inc. [+]
- The Bottomless Imps Leatherworks [+]
- The Wistful Halfling Shoppe [+]
- The Dew Hammer City Guard [+]
- The Lascivious Twins Inc. [+]
- The Fiery Cesspit Shoppe [+]
- The Severed Hops Candle Maker [+]
- The Colored Jade Dry Goods [+]