Welcome to Larchski Heights!

Larchski Heights is known for the following resources:

• An ancient tower inhabited by tame elephants that are frequented by zombies. Rumors tell of a stash of copper in a dungeon.
• Substantial coconut harvests that are frequented by wenches. One might find piles of saphires in a nearby pit.
• Abundant fruit fields that are visited frequently by locals.
• Vegetable patches that are avoided by vampires. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grimrun Greenhead.
• Help! Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact S'herssen heh S'hooral.
• grog tester wanted. References required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickry Staewicz.
• Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Trzar Brainrot.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hildely Underletters.
• Bored? hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daves Giacorell for more information.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome squirrels required. Opportunity to earn a title. Must not smell. Contact Momd Rantdoom.
• Help Wanted: Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Elly Quicktopple for more details.
• Bored? archery contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Priide.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Rxomd Darkfury.
• Commoner seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact TerLoa Domthorn.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Anzer.

• Krakorg Headkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre navigator. He appears nervous.
• Perbornine Orbrother is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bleacher. He appears territorial.
• Dadd Neckcracker is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mocked mercer. He appears forbidding.
• Zummakh Bonecracker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled stablehand. She appears chatty.
• Ulnir Clashinggrave is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cutler. She appears xenophobic.
• Perborn Tossbones is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled woodworker. She appears gluttonous.
• Falmira Fatbrother is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a decent tavern. He appears grieving.
• Mhom Boneripper is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled ropemaker. He appears giddy.
• Dave Smithrell is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled saddler. He appears sick.
• Amane Chubbwolf is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary entertainer. He appears unreliable.
• Adaond Uglytoe is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled chandler. He appears idealistic.
• Shaman Zigtig Skullsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent outfitter. She appears smug.
• Mick Goodrell is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a legendary butcher. She appears resentful.
• Grimorin Slatesmith is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled mercer. She appears boastful.
• Dav Davey is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent collier. He appears mopey.

• Durgin Bittersmith, a smitten female deep dwarf. She is a cleric who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Zadr Darkmouth, a thick female bugbear. She is a monk who is doing something secret.
• Genlontmos Tescloud, an intimidating male minotaur. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Pergold Slymidge, an intimidating male halfling. He is a monk who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Jamry Casand, an exhausted female human. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Mzar Laughshredder, an outlandish female goblin. She is a druid who is seeing the city.
• Blopne, an embittered male mindflayer. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Balrim Talonaltar, a cautious male oddball. He is a sorcerer who is on a mission from the gods.
• Joic Petrliffe, a lovelorn female half-elf. She is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Borgan Grayhunter, a sick female deep dwarf. She is a warrior who is cleaning out a monster infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in Larchski Heights:

• The Stinky Helix House of Colors [+] The Stinky Helix House of Colors is a huge, dirty-looking dyer. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted halfling named Ama Highward. The dyer is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you smell something fishy. There are 2 customers in the dyer. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Wolfhound Candle Maker [+] The Seven Wolfhound Candle Maker is a large, tidy-looking illuminator. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a few windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an embittered half-orc named Mick Benleton. The illuminator is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the illuminator. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Wand Shop [+] The Smiling Wand Shop is an average sized, filthy-looking bakery. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an easily offended half-orc named Zromob Headcrusher The Red. The bakery is known for very high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back of the store, you see fresh rolls, and you smell fresh flour. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Maiden Prison [+] The Refuge Maiden Prison is a normal sized, messy-looking jailhouse. The building faces north with a few windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a jaded half-dwarf named Jo Stanen. The jailhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the jailhouse. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Pony Inc. [+] The Sleeping Pony Inc. is an average sized, dusty-looking workshop. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a conspirational halfling named El Kallifingers. The workshop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Elf Rug Shop [+] The Warm Elf Rug Shop is a large, packed-looking rugmaker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty half-dwarf named Don Andreidge. The rugmaker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Six Lotus Dry Dock [+] The Six Lotus Dry Dock is a small, tidy-looking shipyard. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a flirtatious halfling named Coeldo Tossletters. The shipyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the shipyard. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Song Fabrics [+] The Sloppy Song Fabrics is a small, messy-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a homesick halfling named Adaine Tighghost. The mercer is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the mercer. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Weasels Shop [+] The Mangy Weasels Shop is an average sized, dusty-looking translator. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an authoritarian halfling named Hil Hornbread. The translator is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Imps Docs [+] The Grimy Imps Docs is a normal sized, disgusting-looking boat for hire. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, round windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a patronizing half-dwarf named Droag Hawkstaff. The boat for hire is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Pig Inc. [+] The Desert Pig Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking masonry shop. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an apologetic half-dwarf named Don Castne. The masonry shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Beer Union #101 [+] The Surly Beer Union #101 is a normal sized, dusty-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with small windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Elina Fastfoot. The adventurers guild is known for high prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see weapons against the wall, you hear sound of sparring, and you smell damp earth. There are 4 customers in the adventurers guild. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Widowers Arena [+] The Purple Widowers Arena is a small, packed-looking bleacher. The building faces north with a brick storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn halfling named Pomai Hilltoe. The bleacher is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bleacher. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Lotus Shop [+] The Blue Lotus Shop is an average sized, tidy-looking copyoffice. The building faces southeast with two windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an outlandish half-dwarf named Garag Honorcastle. The copyoffice is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the copyoffice. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Black Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Black Hearthstone Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking law enforcement. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a drunken halfling named Poilne Firejay. The law enforcement is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the law enforcement. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.