Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,207
- Children: 21.87% (264)
- Elderly: 17.48% (211)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,205 half-orc (99.8%)
- 2 other (0.1%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 67 Businesses
- 136 Specialists
- 151 Residences
Summary [-]
Environment [-]
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Resources [-]
Old Geotle is known for the following resources:
- A new castle inhabited by vampire spiders that are frequented by locals.
- Many wild caterpillar nests that are frequented by unicorns.
- An ancient fort inhabited by vampire cobras that are hunted by travelers. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum buried near there.
- Primal vegetable patches that are feared by kittens. One might dig up bags of diamonds in a dungeon.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Once upon a time, the townsfolk of Gullnac lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day Yerssen ahn S'hoorzor the murderer destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to kill Yerssen ahn S'hoorzor, but didn't get close. Along came a lizardfolk named Khalzor ahn Ghezin, who was a sneaky thief. Khalzor had a plan to trick the murderer by killing the murderer while she slept. When Khalzor ahn Ghezin faced the murderer, Khalzor ahn Ghezin banished Yerssen ahn S'hoorzor.
- In the days of yore, a vampire named Zat wandered the streets and was drawn towards acts of greed. Commoners say that if you face her, you will be eaten alive unless you return a lost possession.
- In the days of yore, the constable of Port Crawbin Vernon lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a lich named Kyrleana Mistwalker slayed a local hero. The constable tried to kill Kyrleana Mistwalker, but failed miserably. Along came Brogar Moonmoor the deep dwarf, who was a sneaky thief. Brogar had a plan to trick the lich by causing a distraction while others struck. When Brogar Moonmoor faced the lich, Brogar Moonmoor tricked Kyrleana Mistwalker and rescued Port Crawbin Vernon.
- Long ago, a lich named Merm lingered in the region during a red moon. Villagers say that if you touch him, you will be eaten alive.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Tor Electrowink.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to background check. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dan Chanson for further details.
- darkmantles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gavvin Wizzfuel to learn more.
- Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gommsh Skullkiller if intrigued.
- Help! bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Arbul Strongkeg.
- Looking for something new? Missing potato. We suspect toads are the culprit. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Joe MacKleines if interested.
- Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xodus Ghosttbeast for more information.
- Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Adaartssa Baequileaf.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Guild membership required. Contact Kemt Dreadhost if interested.
- Bounty for feral cats, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Arrin Goldmansion for more information.
- A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Must not smell. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ghabal Eagletooth.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Mick Smithorth is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre undertaker. She appears patronizing.
- Nhubb Armcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned rugmaker. He appears territorial.
- Babuzg Headcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled banker. He appears fatalistic.
- Muzob Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted magic dealer. She appears prejudiced.
- Grashuk Backkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled ostler. She appears gambling.
- Joe Antonen is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled potter. He appears gosipy.
- Ghugt Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked rugmaker. He appears gosipy.
- Dan Materton is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled bounty hunter. She appears cowed.
- Danes Blackand is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled magic dealer. She appears resentful.
- Dan Bernason is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled scribe. He appears treasure-obsessed.
- Don Dilngham is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled miller. She appears nihilistic.
- Rrozoz Legsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre ship captain. He appears gosipy.
- Danes Davidill is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre pastrycook. She appears efficient.
- Mushsh Backkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted tavern. He appears quiet.
Travelers [-]
- Faline Shadowwax, a lovelorn female halfling. She is a warrior who is fleeing overdue taxes.
- Donic Bartoster, a xenophobic male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is traveling the world as a trader.
- Dav Blacking, a gluttonous female human. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
- Aesrigava Tyrneawake, a solemn female elf. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
- Mok Oozehand, a patriotic female bugbear. She is a druid who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Blopair, a lonely female mindflayer. She is a wizard who is finding a missing friend.
- S'heral ahn Khalal, a chatty female lizardfolk. She is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
- Elrigai Summerseeker, a loud female elf. She is a warrior who is here to buy supplies.
- Mickic Blackne, a quiet male oddball. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
- Thordal Dogtun, a skeptical male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Old Geotle:
- The Tipsy Darkroot Supplies [+]
- The Golden Elf Inc. [+]
- The Drowned Bunch Jewelers [+]
- The Warm Dog Rug Shop [+]
- The Wrong Mead Garbage Lot [+]
- The Highlighted Stump Star Gazers [+]
- The Wistful Bill Outlet [+]
- The Voluptuous Beauty Farm [+]
- The Chicken Cat Farmers Market [+]
- The New Turkey Inc. [+]
- The Divine Pipe Clinic [+]
- The Mended Toad Coop Hoop [+]
- The Nomadic Bunk Inc. [+]
- The Deepwater Toad Inc. [+]