+

Welcome to Goosetle!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 672
  • Children: 37.65% (253)
  • Elderly: 6.25% (42)

Racial Breakdown

  • 566 human (84.2%)
  • 44 halfling (6.5%)
  • 31 dwarf (4.6%)
  • 29 half-dwarf (4.3%)
  • 2 other (0.2%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 81 Residences

Summary [-]

Goosetle is a village in the Ashem Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,201/sq km), covers 0.56 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 844 meters.

Climate [-]

Goosetle has a Tropical Rainforest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures, continual rain year-round, and has minimal natural seasons, and has negligible seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally unbearably hot with strong variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Goosetle sees a single star overhead: Mex, an average yellow star. Goosetle also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing galaxy that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling limestone stockade that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.02 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Goosetle; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with broken dirt roads in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: embassy, market, poor, wealthy, and trade.

Government [-]

Goosetle is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as horribly inefficient. Officials in Goosetle are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are hated. The political influence of Goosetle in the region is broadening due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Goosetle is ruled by Chancellor Khalal heh Yeral. The Chancellor has been in power for several years and is despised by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained by draconian laws and underpaid guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.19% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Goosetle has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 97 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 50 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 3 (4%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and crumbling stockade, Goosetle is moderately fortified. Goosetle fighters are revered for their use of long spears in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Goosetle is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Goosetle is known for the following resources:

  • Coffee patches that are avoided by locals. Vesspair said one might dig up piles of diamonds in a well.
  • Unlimited ancient peat swamps that are feared by locals.
  • A blessed fort inhabited by poisonous peacocks that are hunted by gru. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing rubies in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, a hag haunted the town when the moon is new. Folks say that the hag will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • Long ago, the townsfolk of Saint Andrard City lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day a dragon named S'hoorzin fe S'herzor destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to kill S'hoorzin fe S'herzor, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Niz, who was an expert bowman. Niz had an idea to slay the dragon by making a wager with S'hoorzin fe S'herzor. When Niz faced the dragon, Niz tricked S'hoorzin fe S'herzor.

Events [-]

Goosetle is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Logar Orangesmelter.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Droorin Onyxgrave.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. References required. Contact Ilylaninne Rilynndawn.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Micke VanMorne.
  • Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Pobal Bearmane.
  • rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Tavrell Ormarr.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for work? I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Illrigthil Blackwalker if interested.
  • Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ghrilak.
  • Looking for something new? Druid seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact James Rosenngham for further details.

People [-]

The people in Goosetle despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Done Tramield is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled seamstress. She appears patronizing.
  • Donic Bernaville is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent physician. He appears territorial.
  • Mordal Stormcairn is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled rugmaker. He appears cowed.
  • Gardal Crunchchest is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned prostitute. He appears conspirational.
  • Dones Broick is a male human who is known in the city as being a gifted barber. He appears boastful.
  • Grunbul Graybridge is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled armorer. He appears gambling.
  • Dan Brownsone is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled beer seller. She appears chatty.
  • Per Hairyshaker is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled dyer. She appears attentive.
  • Jam Francinson is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent teamster. He appears jesterly.
  • Podi Bandason is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled physician. She appears boastful.
  • Donry Davliffe is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned bucklemaker. He appears shifty.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Joic Roseridge, a loud female human. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Snorrim Bronzeleg, a helpful male half-dwarf. He is a bard who is following the voices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosetle:

  • The Shallow Dungeon Lumber Mill [+]
  • The Sleepy Paladin Textiles [+]
  • The Knotted Horse Inc. [+]
  • The Wandering Weasels Night Smiths [+]
  • The Chipped Weasels Inc. [+]
  • The Black Thunderbird Inc. [+]
  • The Master Mead Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Chicken Flask Farms [+]
  • The Stowaway Dog House of Colors [+]
  • The Lecherous Lotus Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Happy Alicorn Millers [+]