Welcome to Edentop!

Edentop is known for the following resources:

• A cursed gazebo inhabited by wild peacocks that are visited frequently by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes in a well.
• Magic cocoa bean plantations that are avoided by witches. One might find a stash of small lyres buried near there.
• Defenseless dragon wiers that are visited frequently by unicorns.
• A haunted castle inhabited by vampire crows that are feared by unicorns.

• Looking for work? I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gorgin Pearlthrone if interested.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donry Moridge.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Prior experience required. Reward is a secret. Contact Jenton Triggerblast.
• Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Bargar Jadethrone.
• A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Special attire required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Zrobdzog Necksnapper.
• Help! Hearty souls needed to recover stolen keg. Reward available. Contact Mickry Smithngham.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickic Kleinden.
• Help Wanted: A passing Paladin is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Rbun Wormgloom.
• I have giant spiders in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Dan Whitord.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Delrigai Shadeborne.
• Need a change of pace? Missing valuables. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Loone Strongvidol for more details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Contact Xodexn Rantdamn.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Maside.

• Falrim Greaseyfinger is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled teamster. She appears thick.
• Fal Heathercaller is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. She appears gluttonous.
• Bardor Smartgoblet is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled librarian. She appears vengeful.
• Jamic Burewicz is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled warehouse worker. He appears battle-ready.
• Delvariyn Maernrunner is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre librarian. She appears mocking.
• Tolmai Tighgold is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent doctor. She appears mocking.
• Thordin Ratale is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked cartwright. He appears jolly.
• Skaril Lightningear is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre cutler. She appears exhausted.
• Serina Burrowsshadow is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked mercenary. She appears jaded.
• Thordor Bittercask is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre rugmaker. He appears prejudiced.
• Elgrimdo Smoothsleep is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled lumberjack. He appears shifty.
• Borrun Roareye is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted grocer. He appears unreliable.
• Uldal Carbonmouth is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled spicemerchant. He appears conspirational.
• Elne Boffinmind is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre rugmaker. He appears nosy.
• Faleldo Talsleep is an androgynous halfling who is known in the city as being a decent scabbardmaker. It appears smug.
• Ada Bullward is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre roofer. She appears exhausted.

• Ulrim Papereye, a boastful female dwarf. She is an expert who is doing something impossible.
• Nintsy Electroblast, a vengeful male gnome. He is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
• Tolilda Sunwick, a thick female halfling. She is a commoner who is seeing the world.
• Elahiaava Everglow, a drunken female elf. She is a warrior who is finding work as a merchant.
• Beltava Lightdawn, a guarded male half-elf. He is an expert who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Perne Manybottle, a contrarian female halfling. She is an aristocrat who is here to buy slaves.
• Aiwan Tinkerbolt, a jolly male gnome. He is a ranger who is finding work as a healer.
• Davic Bernane, a patronizing male human. He is a wizard who is cleaning out a wealthy person.

These establishments worthy of mention in Edentop:

• The Fumbling Frog Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Frog Book Smith is a small, messy-looking bookstore. The building faces northeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nosy dwarf named Gormir Kindnose. The bookstore is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the bookstore. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Widowers Inc. [+] The Blind Widowers Inc. is a huge, neat-looking law enforcement. The building faces southwest with many windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an exhausted half-elf named Chalentars Arkeneabreeze. The law enforcement is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the law enforcement. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Ulcer Leatherworks [+] The Broken Ulcer Leatherworks is an average sized, damp-looking leathershop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical half-elf named Gwaarttel Morningleaf. The leathershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Well Group [+] The Raging Well Group is an average sized, orderly-looking armorsmithy. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered dwarf named Barril Holytunnel. The armorsmithy is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you smell a burning fire, and you hear the sound of a forge. There are 4 customers in the armorsmithy. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Hammer Inc. [+] The Sleeping Hammer Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Carvin Gyrobit. The workshop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you hear hammering from the back, and you smell sawdust. There are 4 customers in the workshop. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Cock Healers [+] The Divine Cock Healers is a small, packed-looking clinic. The building faces north with three windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an insecure dwarf named Ulbin Uglyanvil. The clinic is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Short Ivy Book Smith [+] The Short Ivy Book Smith is a normal sized, disgusting-looking bookbinder. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, tiny windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful half-dwarf named Grumgin Slatecrown. The bookbinder is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 5 customers in the bookbinder. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Yawning Clinic [+] The Dreaming Yawning Clinic is a large, neat-looking clinic. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gluttonous halfling named Coco Chubbmidas. The clinic is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the clinic. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Cavern Inc. [+] The Desert Cavern Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious halfling named Cogrimly Goodmaker. The masonry shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the masonry shop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Twins Shoppe [+] The Beefy Twins Shoppe is a huge, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken gnome named Carby Tiddlybolt. The cheeseshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Lotus Mercenary [+] The Stumpy Lotus Mercenary is a small, crowded-looking adventurers guild. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug gnome named Gavgan Electrogadget. The adventurers guild is known for high prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear weapons being sharpened, you smell scent of oil, and you see equipment lying around. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Wagonhouse General Mechandise [+] The Colored Wagonhouse General Mechandise is a typical sized, disgusting-looking grocery store. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jaded gnome named Cotson Gearbit. The grocery store is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Alicorn Inc. [+] The Murdered Alicorn Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking tavern. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lonely half-dwarf named Davey Broley. The tavern is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Willow Dry Goods [+] The Crazy Willow Dry Goods is a small, filthy-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a violent gnome named Mal Triggerbun. The grocery store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Dog General Mechandise [+] The Cloven Dog General Mechandise is an average sized, orderly-looking grocery store. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-elf named Alarigaen Silenthunter. The grocery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Urchin Hatters [+] The Laughing Urchin Hatters is a normal sized, disgusting-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-elf named Danic Goodey. The hat shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the hat shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.