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Welcome to Goosepar!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,351
  • Children: 19.76% (267)
  • Elderly: 18.95% (256)

Racial Breakdown

  • 654 half-orc (48.4%)
  • 413 dwarf (30.5%)
  • 157 human (11.6%)
  • 91 elf (6.7%)
  • 22 other (1.6%)
  • 14 gnome (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 69 Businesses
  • 146 Specialists
  • 156 Residences

Summary [-]

Goosepar is a small town in the Sarkry Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is moderately populated (3,711/sq km), covers 0.36 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 677 meters.

Climate [-]

Goosepar has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally chilly with moderate variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Goosepar sees a binary star overhead: Uuk, an average brown star and Sir, an average yellow star. Goosepar also has a single moon: Elaro, a small pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive black hole that has been around for only a few years and a massive supernova that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a scarred wood barrier that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.40 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Goosepar; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone streets in a wheel and spoke pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: wealthy, middleclass, and shops.

Government [-]

Goosepar is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Goosepar are often seen as underhanded and the policies are revered. The political influence of Goosepar in the region is steady due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Goosepar is ruled by President Amaly Stoutbarrel. The President has been in power for a few months and is ridiculed by the people. There is violent opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through sheer willpower.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, who can be bribed. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.63% of the population (22 adults).

Military [-]

Goosepar has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 202 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 77 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 10 (5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and scarred barrier, Goosepar is properly fortified. Goosepar fighters are despised for their use of greataxes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Goosepar is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Goosepar is known for the following resources:

  • A haunted shrine inhabited by dangerous peacocks that are avoided by children. Gkutunk Dreadrot said somoeone said someone found bags of small lyres hidden around somewhere.
  • Woodpecker descents that are frequented by zombies. Co Sirefield said one might dig up piles of copper in a dungeon.
  • An old fort inhabited by poisonous parrots that are hunted by unicorns.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, a serial killer named Shemax stalked the fields. Folks say that if you hear him, you will be killed.
  • Legends tell of Faldor's Rose, a magical rose with the ability to grant wishes. It was last seen years ago.
  • Legends tell of Charigtars' Sandwich, a cursed sandwich with the capability to summon angels. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • Long ago, the townsfolk of Condar Bluff lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day an evil lich named Masth slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Masth, but failed miserably. Along came a quiet gnome named Carva Triggerscope, who was a valiant knight. Carva had a plan to trick the lich by killing the lich while she slept. When Carva Triggerscope faced the lich, Carva Triggerscope banished Masth and rescued Condar Bluff.

Events [-]

Goosepar is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tbomd Ghosttbasher.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Mild danger may be involved. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Khotzag Headcracker.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Special attire required. Contact Halnalssa Cyredshine.
  • Required: Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Nbezn Foulbeast for further details.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Danic Carord if intrigued.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Snorgan Foestomach.
  • Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gozraz.
  • Help Wanted: I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Dit to learn more.
  • Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Ghad Mokcrusher for further details.
  • Wizard seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Dellanaen Eyllisbough.
  • cheese tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Nareb Darkbasher.

People [-]

The people in Goosepar despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gorgar Quartztunnel is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent astrologer. She appears pacifistic.
  • Dav Blackham is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled wagoneer. She appears contrarian.
  • Chief Obr Backnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled barber. He appears jolly.
  • Haaartlas Kennyrwater is a male elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. He appears nervous.
  • Ilartssa Silvercloak is a female elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled seamstress. She appears worrying.
  • Bluz Bonecracker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled tanner. She appears vengeful.
  • Kam Mokcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent mercer. She appears impatient.
  • Allian Tinkertonk is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a legendary entertainer. He appears patronizing.
  • Gabkey Gearcog is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled forester. She appears giddy.
  • Kiagan Tinkertonk is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a renowned soldier. He appears lonely.
  • Balrin Roarcloak is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled vintner. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Zhosog Necknor is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted specialty smith. He appears grieving.
  • Daves Shecroft is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned interpreter. He appears impatient.
  • Micke Brane is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned weaponsmith. She appears patriotic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Mickes Sheord, a jolly male half-orc. He is a cleric who is finding work as a healer.
  • Joey Roseerley, a loud female human. She is a fighter who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Nin Wobbblast, a treasure-obsessed male gnome. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Grungan Brassmouth, a loud male dwarf. He is a cleric who is doing something impossible.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosepar:

  • The Hanging Bill Millers [+]
  • The Wanton Lotus Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Orange Wolfhound Charcoalers [+]
  • The Short Devil Bindary [+]
  • The Wobblin' Days Roofing [+]
  • The Dirty Cavern Force [+]
  • The Honest Frogs Druggist [+]
  • The Rolling Snake Inc. [+]
  • The Hungry Snake Legal Partners [+]
  • The Cloven Demon Inc. [+]
  • The Smithy Kraken Sweet House [+]
  • The Worn Helix Temple [+]
  • The Dancing Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Wet Rose Meat House [+]