Welcome to Big Crestwall!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 73
  • Children: 23.29% (17)
  • Elderly: 15.07% (11)

Racial Breakdown

  • 36 kobold (49.3%)
  • 16 goblin (21.9%)
  • 13 drow (17.8%)
  • 5 elf (6.8%)
  • 2 mindflayer (2.7%)
  • 1 other (1.3%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 11 Residences

Summary [-]

Big Crestwall is a settlement in the Burgan District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (29/sq km), covers 2.52 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1791 meters.

Climate [-]

Big Crestwall has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Big Crestwall sees a single star overhead: Tok, an average yellow star. Big Crestwall also has a double moon: Motapa, an average bone white moon and Spomepe, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny asteroid belt that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Big Crestwall; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone streets in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

Big Crestwall is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as shrewd. Officials in Big Crestwall are often seen as crooked and the policies are despised. The political influence of Big Crestwall in the region is declining due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Big Crestwall is ruled by Prime Minister Jame Caran. The Prime Minister has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is hated by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Big Crestwall has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 9 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Big Crestwall is badly fortified. Big Crestwall fighters are much loved for their use of claw bracers in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Big Crestwall is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

Big Crestwall is known for the following resources:

  • Many defenseless woodpecker descents that are avoided by wenches.
  • A blessed fort inhabited by wild cormorants that are frequented by unicorns. Doney Staord said somoeone said someone found a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
  • A new battle field inhabited by defenseless caterpillars that are hunted by townspeople. One might find a chest containing iron maidens buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In olden times, the royals of Clivehall lived happily. Things were good, but one day an evil murderer named Chief Dubath Legbreaker kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to stop the murderer, but failed miserably. Along came a battle-ready half-elf named Alevariyn Riverwake, who was an expert bowman. Alevariyn had an idea to slay the murderer by using magic to banish it. When Alevariyn Riverwake faced the murderer, Alevariyn Riverwake banished Chief Dubath Legbreaker and rescued the hostages.
  • In olden times, a Pooka roamed the countryside. Some say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then imprison you.
  • In times gone by, an old woman haunted the fields and was drawn towards acts of greed. Folks say that the old woman will ask for your help, then imprison you.
  • Legends tell of Ghezor's Brooch, a special brooch with the ability to summon angels. It was stolen from a locked vault.

Events [-]

Big Crestwall is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Alahiatel Auvreaoak.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Grimgar Kindmine has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. Contact Garag Darkvest for further details.
  • Missing jewel. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Wiztsy Rocketbit for more information.
  • Bored? quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Adagrinly Talwick if interested.
  • I have imps in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Ghabal Boarsnout.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome grigs required. Will pay in gold. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Ghezin seh Ghezin.

People [-]

The people in Big Crestwall despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Harrr is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. He appears nervous.
  • Klonre is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bowyer. He appears smitten.
  • Waem is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a skilled woodseller. He appears efficient.
  • Abarigiyn Whitebow is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre baker. She appears mopey.
  • Elvarthil Dawnglow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled good samaritan. She appears melancholy.
  • Kilthul is an androgynous mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled tilemaker. It appears pious.
  • Gkutezn Laughmouth is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a gifted specialty smith. She appears intimidating.
  • Delartinne Longdrake is a male drow who is known in the region as being a renowned butcher. He appears deluded.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Delartiyn Hawkshield, a forbidding male elf. He is a commoner who is following the voices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Big Crestwall:

  • The Drowned Wolfhound Jewelers [+]
  • The Crippled Halflings Inc. [+]
  • The Elven Bucket Vault [+]
  • The Laughing Octopus Shop [+]
  • The Perfumed Cesspit Wine Shoppe [+]
  • The Northern Peddler Inc. [+]
  • The Violent Pony Inc. [+]
  • The Crazy Monk Dry Goods [+]