Welcome to Saint Janesfalls!

Saint Janesfalls is known for the following resources:

• A haunted tower inhabited by tame parrots that are avoided by townspeople. One might dig up a chest containing saphires hidden around somewhere.
• A creepy shrine inhabited by poisonous beavers that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of bags of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• A haunted battle field inhabited by carnivorous scorpions that are frequented by townspeople. The locals speak of piles of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

• Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact Masth.
• Missing puppy. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Daves Davidgan.
• Need a change of pace? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. No previous experience required. Reward available. Contact Glimmoz Mokcrusher The Cruel for further details.
• Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Filnalanae Whiteriver for more information.
• I have rats in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Faeartinne Riftchaser to learn more.
• Bored? Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Surplak.
• feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Must not smell. Contact Done Wilerson to learn more.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Discretion required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghabel Oakfang.
• Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Will pay in gold. Contact James Jackne.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bottle of wine. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalzin seh Yerssen for more information.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Alalanlas Evenstar.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Must submit to background check. Reward is a secret. Contact Lat.

• Snornir Coralstream is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned hatmaker. He appears solemn.
• Be Moonfur is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a renowned bleacher. She appears patronizing.
• Elly Prettyley is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent shipwright. She appears forbidding.
• Ninrette Tinkertonk is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted butcher. She appears intimidated.
• Gur Backsnapper The Brave is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary professor. He appears forbidding.
• Elly Trillward is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bucklemaker. He appears intimidating.
• Gilson Triggercog is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled apothecary. She appears skeptical.
• Po Jallisall is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent forester. She appears contrarian.
• Grimgan Kindbattler is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent haymerchant. She appears jaded.
• Jo Marinson is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled locksmith. She appears trusting.
• Elborn Orone is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned beer seller. She appears attentive.
• Gorgar Redmouth is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre fishmonger. She appears deluded.
• Ada Boffinbee is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. She appears solemn.
• Morrun Strongbellows is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled scabbardmaker. He appears homesick.
• Toline Undercobble is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled social worker. He appears lonely.

• Gildan Greasebit, an authoritarian male gnome. He is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Grozog Necknor The Brave, a loud female half-orc. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Grumbin Grandplate, a grieving male half-dwarf. He is a cleric who is here to buy slaves.
• Cotxie Tiddlysprocket, a greedy male gnome. He is an expert who is fleeing overdue taxes.

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Janesfalls:

• The Fumbling Weasels Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Weasels Fine Books is a normal sized, tidy-looking bookstore. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a grieving elf named Gwattars Aleadew. The bookstore is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the bookstore. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Flame Inc. [+] The Lost Flame Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking winery. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Jam Caren. The winery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the winery. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Bill Bags [+] The Olde Bill Bags is a normal sized, filthy-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named James Stone. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Fox Bakery [+] The Smiling Fox Bakery is a huge, tidy-looking bakery. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Ulond Talonleg. The bakery is known for dirt cheap prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you see hot buns, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Badger Farms [+] The Cardinal Badger Farms is a large, messy-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty gnome named Tomlin Triggerblast. The haymerchant is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the haymerchant. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Three Purse Shop [+] The Olde Three Purse Shop is a huge, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Ulond Pearlplate. The pursemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Crow Inc. [+] The Crippled Crow Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking smokehouse. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey dwarf named Grumdin Shinyring. The smokehouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the smokehouse. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Fireplace Package Delivery [+] The Burning Fireplace Package Delivery is a huge, messy-looking post office. The building faces north with a stone storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a healthy gnome named Beason Gyrofuel. The post office is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the post office. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Rouge Inc. [+] The Ripped Rouge Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking townhouse. The building faces north with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a homesick gnome named Babva Cobblegadget. The townhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Frogs Inc. [+] The Murdered Frogs Inc. is a typical sized, clean-looking tavern. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a territorial halfling named Beina Scatterwolf. The tavern is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Cesspit Inc. [+] The Grumbling Cesspit Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking woodshop. The building faces south with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful half-dwarf named Donry Bartoorth. The woodshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Octopus Arena [+] The Drinking Octopus Arena is an average sized, disgusting-looking civic center. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an apologetic halfling named Adado Freegulas. The civic center is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the civic center. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Hammer Harnesses [+] The Guinea Hammer Harnesses is a huge, packed-looking harness maker. The building faces southeast with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Skaorin Goodeye. The harness maker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Clowns Sculptures [+] The Sterling Clowns Sculptures is an average sized, crowded-looking sculpting house. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Falbor Sunstone. The sculpting house is known for varying prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are no customers in the sculpting house. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Widowers Scabbards [+] The Greasy Widowers Scabbards is a large, neat-looking scabbard maker. The building faces south with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian dwarf named Abadin Ratbeard. The scabbard maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are no customers in the scabbard maker. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.