Welcome to Upper Jewski!

Upper Jewski is known for the following resources:

• A haunted battle field inhabited by poisonous kittens that are hunted by gru. The locals speak of a chest containing kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
• Vast peacock musters that are avoided by townspeople. Bea Fusetonk said one might dig up a stash of rubies in a well.
• A blessed gazebo inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are frequented by witches. Shaman Kligg Headcracker said somoeone said someone found a chest containing gold buried near there.
• An old battle field inhabited by dangerous crows that are visited frequently by townspeople.
• Beaver colonies that are hunted by travelers. Faldeda Littlebread said the locals speak of bags of silver in a dungeon.

• Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Must submit to background check. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Aleelllleu Skywaker.
• I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Alaellssa Myrthfire.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Micke Southorth if interested.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be quick on your feet. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Trorut Neckcracker The Gray.
• brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dave Whitley.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to background check. Contact Guap Eaglenut if interested.
• caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Grimrun Coppergrave.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Larrigthil Auvreaglow.
• Missing magic candle. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Guild membership required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tomrette Greasebun.
• Help Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Don Castield.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. References required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gilina Cogglefuel for more information.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Discretion required. Contact Sobgarg Bonesnapper.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Grimbor Carboncavern.

• Arndan Triggerbolt is an androgynous gnome who is known in the city as being a legendary librarian. It appears forgetful.
• Durrim Mithriltracker is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled lawyer. She appears accusatory.
• Ham Cobblescope is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled miller. He appears spiteful.
• Adaellinne Ravenblaze is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent scabbardmaker. She appears territorial.
• Ilellanae Aleanhelm is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent seamstress. She appears boastful.
• Deltinne Myrthwake is a female elf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled librarian. She appears jesterly.
• Gorbin Mithrilankle is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent jailer. He appears patronizing.
• Delrigtel Windmist is a female elf who is known in the region as being a skilled bather. She appears efficient.
• Elalanthil Floralweaver is a male elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre butcher. He appears grieving.
• Delriglleu Blackstalker is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre banker. He appears jaded.
• Brodor Doughmansion is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned bookseller. He appears self-obsessed.
• Loorin Steelforge is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears fatalistic.
• Garril Talonslasher is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent physician. He appears attentive.
• Beawan Rockettonk is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked porter. She appears spiteful.
• Tulwan Wobbwink is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent scribe. He appears easily offended.
• Micke Whitville is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted chickenbutcher. She appears treasure-obsessed.

• Grumkon Granitetoe, a patronizing male dwarf. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
• Halelliyn Maernmane, a shifty female elf. She is a rogue who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Darartiyn Dryearleaf, a skeptical male elf. He is a sorcerer who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Bonrette Wobbwink, an impatient female gnome. She is a warrior who is following rumors of riches.
• Erelllleu Baequirunner, an intimidated female elf. She is a cleric who is finding a missing map.
• Falond Waveback, a scattered female dwarf. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Jewski:

• The Rolling Fireplace Inc. [+] The Rolling Fireplace Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gluttonous gnome named Kialey Greasegauge. The spicemerchant is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the spicemerchant. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Rouge Inc. [+] The Golden Rouge Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking transportation. The building faces southwest with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an apologetic dwarf named Throbin Greenring. The transportation is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Widowers Pub [+] The Mulled Widowers Pub is an average sized, smelly-looking brewery. The building faces northwest with small windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Haaellssa Mistwind. The brewery is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear laughing, and you smell hops and grain. There are 3 customers in the brewery. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Skull Inc. [+] The Golden Skull Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking transportation. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a quiet dwarf named Barorin Shinyslayer. The transportation is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Beer Inc. [+] The Fawning Beer Inc. is a normal sized, dirty-looking sawmill. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and three windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a trusting gnome named Bon Greasescope. The sawmill is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see stacks of wood, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There are 2 customers in the sawmill. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Open Ulcer Fine Bows [+] The Open Ulcer Fine Bows is a small, orderly-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely elf named Illenanae Eytherrun. The bowyer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bowyer. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a huge, orderly-looking bucklery. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Borond Marbleslayer. The bucklery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bucklery. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Bunch General Mechandise [+] The Colored Bunch General Mechandise is a large, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces south with round windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an exhausted gnome named Nin Gearfuel. The grocery store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the grocery store. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Grog Inc. [+] The Rusty Grog Inc. is a large, packed-looking stable. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nervous elf named Filvartars Jademoon. The stable is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the stable. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dwarven Bill Shop [+] The Dwarven Bill Shop is a small, dusty-looking cobblershop. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic gnome named Bealey Tinkerscope. The cobblershop is known for moderate prices for the goods there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell scent of leather, and you see a kitten. There are 4 customers in the cobblershop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Clowns Postal Service [+] The Burly Clowns Postal Service is a typical sized, dirty-looking post office. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a flirtatious elf named Illartinne Feathergrove. The post office is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the post office. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Song Clinic [+] The Divine Song Clinic is a huge, filthy-looking clinic. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a beligerent half-dwarf named Jo Jameerton. The clinic is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Wand Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Wand Dry Goods is a huge, cluttered-looking general store. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guilty elf named Darriglleu Kennyrseeker. The general store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the general store. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Helix Inc. [+] The Deepwater Helix Inc. is a large, filthy-looking masonry shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Skaorin Crunchanvil. The masonry shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Crow Inc. [+] The Greasy Crow Inc. is a large, crowded-looking transportation. The building faces east with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Durdin Talonface. The transportation is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Fig Inc. [+] The Golden Fig Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking weaponshop. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an impatient dwarf named Falrin Strongvein. The weaponshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.