Welcome to Llopemouth Rapids!

Llopemouth Rapids is known for the following resources:

• A new tower inhabited by vampire kittens that are frequented by locals. The locals speak of bags of gold buried near there.
• Fresh rock salt deposits that are frequented by locals. Beatsy Fusebit said the locals speak of a chest containing saphires in a dungeon.
• Fresh rock salt fields that are frequented by vampires. Khalssen teh Ghezor said rumors tell of piles of kitten mittens buried near there.
• A creepy grave yard inhabited by carnivorous bees that are frequented by unicorns. The locals speak of piles of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.

• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Serious inquiries only. Contact Donry Andrley if interested.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghezin heh Yerzor.
• Need a change of pace? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Noostgas Bregrangli.
• Looking for work? Ghrig has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Borrin Greaseyriver.
• co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Xoduk Giantdeath.
• Looking for something new? Someone stole my valuables. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Wourrl if intrigued.
• Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Prior experience required. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Balbor Firetoe.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elavarthil Stillwatch.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Larellaen Banniwake.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Mild danger may be involved. Must be clean. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xuezn Laughdoom.
• Need a change of pace? Someone stole my chalice. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Amado Weatherswan for more information.
• Bored? Arn Rocketgadget has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tudzar Rockbone.

• Tomson Fusebolt is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a skilled tavern. He appears flirtatious.
• Dane Petrerton is a female human who is known in the world as being a gifted dyer. She appears cowed.
• Cot Greasewink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled prostitute. She appears clumsy.
• Ulgar Grandthrone is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled astrologer. She appears jolly.
• Thordal Wartable is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent social worker. He appears fatalistic.
• Donic Stanston is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked alchemist. He appears gosipy.
• Garag Lumberanvil is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre astrologer. She appears flirtatious.
• Dane Tramman is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled sculptor. She appears patronizing.
• Halnalinne Morningstar is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled cutler. He appears nosy.
• Durgan Talonhill is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled hatmaker. He appears efficient.
• Snorkon Roargem is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned deputy. She appears smitten.
• Gavkey Cobblebun is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled furrier. He appears cautious.
• Doney Tramerley is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a mocked sheriff. She appears intimidated.
• Gabgles Tinkerbolt is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled jailer. He appears greedy.
• Wizva Electrowink is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled scribe. He appears forgetful.

• Rbot Rantmurder, an intimidating female goblin. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Thoz Moknor, a lovelorn female half-orc. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Zit, a solemn female kobold. She is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
• Brot Foulmurder, an intimidating female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Per Dudmap, a guilty male halfling. He is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Chtu'toor, an apologetic female mindflayer. She is a wizard who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Skaag Hawkboot, a boastful male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is here to buy spices.
• Xterm Evilmurder, a conspirational male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Ham Mokcracker, a grieving male orc. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Tul Tinkerfiz, a deluded female oddball. She is a bard who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Mub Cleavergloom, a guarded female hobgoblin. She is a bard who is here to destroy a misconception.

These establishments worthy of mention in Llopemouth Rapids:

• The Sleeping Bag Inc. [+] The Sleeping Bag Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a prejudiced human named James Andrcroft. The workshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you smell sawdust, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There are 5 customers in the workshop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Weasels Inc. [+] The Knotted Weasels Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking smithy. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a lonely gnome named Gav Tinkerfuel. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Silver Inc. [+] The Marbled Silver Inc. is a large, neat-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with large windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mocking half-dwarf named Lorun Shinyriver. The tannery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Green Pot Ceramics [+] The Green Pot Ceramics is a large, dirty-looking pottery. The building faces south with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational gnome named Jenton Gyroblast. The pottery is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Knife Inc. [+] The Victorious Knife Inc. is a large, clean-looking university. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a jaded dwarf named Droril Rubymansion. The university is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the university. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Old Cat Bows R Us [+] The Old Cat Bows R Us is a small, cluttered-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug halfling named Toldo Buncebones. The bowyer is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Kraken Amory [+] The Raging Kraken Amory is an average sized, messy-looking armorsmithy. The building faces southwest with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient elf named Belellthil Freaniweave. The armorsmithy is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you hear the sound of a forge, you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, and you smell a burning fire. There are 4 customers in the armorsmithy. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Skull [+] The Flabby Skull is a normal sized, dusty-looking ropemaker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gosipy halfling named Malmai Jallifoot. The ropemaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Kettles Dry Goods [+] The Crazy Kettles Dry Goods is a huge, neat-looking grocery store. The building faces east with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a cautious human named Donry Benliffe. The grocery store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the grocery store. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Octopus Inc. [+] The Fawning Octopus Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded elf named Haltanae Winterdew. The sawmill is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, you smell sawdust, and you see stacks of wood. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Fig Furs [+] The Vulgar Fig Furs is an average sized, neat-looking furtrade. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical gnome named Tuleno Cogglefiz. The furtrade is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the furtrade. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Hatchet Textiles [+] The Slippery Hatchet Textiles is a normal sized, packed-looking mercer. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Haatai Swiftlight. The mercer is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Days Shrine [+] The Worn Days Shrine is a huge, clean-looking shrine. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a smitten halfling named Ada Talmap. The shrine is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Pot Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Pot Fine Books is a typical sized, dusty-looking bookstore. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Don Davell. The bookstore is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the bookstore. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Grog General Goods [+] The Frosted Grog General Goods is a typical sized, tidy-looking trading post. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a melancholy gnome named Junkey Tiddlysprocket. The trading post is known for very high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the trading post. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.