Welcome to Lewisdew!

Lewisdew is known for the following resources:

• An ancient grave yard inhabited by defenseless quails that are visited frequently by magic users. Xtor Rockmouth said rumors tell of piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Scorpion beds that are feared by children. Xuomd Damnhand said somoeone said someone found bags of silver buried near there.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by poisonous quails that are feared by magic users. The locals speak of bags of gold in a dungeon.
• Ancient palm oil trees that are feared by children.

• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Daloz Neckkiller for further details.
• Help! goblin wranglin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xrun Ogredamn.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dave Tramcombe to learn more.
• Help! Paladin seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be clean. Contact Khalssen ahn Khalzor for more details.
• Need a change of pace? A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Discretion required. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Glosh Legkiller.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Mick Greenidge.
• Bored? unknown potion tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gkutexn Greatbasher to learn more.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Adarim Slatehair.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Must not smell. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Uap Boarfang for more information.
• Help! Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Will pay in gold. Contact Dane MacGilgton.
• Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Rronosh Headbreaker to learn more.
• Help! Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must not smell. Reward available. Contact Khalzor fe Khalssen.
• taste tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Larrigtel Maernspear.

• Babby Wizzscope is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bucklemaker. He appears grieving.
• Donic Petrsone is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled doctor. He appears mocking.
• Tomlin Tiddlygadget is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre teamster. He appears unreliable.
• Jamey Gilman is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled weaponsmith. He appears egotistical.
• Car Greasebit is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent good samaritan. He appears authoritarian.
• Toshogh Mokbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre rugmaker. She appears sick.
• Zaglag Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled mercenary. She appears forbidding.
• Aiton Tinkerbit is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled shipwright. He appears nervous.
• Jory Greenewicz is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre brewer. She appears quiet.
• Tulrette Gyrobun is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bather. He appears outlandish.
• Daney Benall is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent courtier. She appears pious.
• Allian Tinkerbolt is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted cartwright. She appears pious.
• Zobborg Armripper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled physician. She appears jaded.
• Tomlita Geargauge is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears battle-ready.
• Hewtsy Electrosprocket is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled messenger. He appears battle-ready.
• Carlita Rocketfuel is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent carpenter. He appears loud.

• Dogb Backkiller, a loud female half-orc. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Allirette Rockettonk, an intimidating male gnome. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Jamic Gilill, a deluded male half-orc. He is a warrior who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Donic Kleinton, a gluttonous male half-orc. He is an expert who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Dan Martiston, a melancholy female half-orc. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lewisdew:

• The Greasy Jane Sheath Store [+] The Greasy Jane Sheath Store is a normal sized, dusty-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Tulley Wobbtonk. The scabbard maker is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Widowers [+] The Musty Widowers is a normal sized, smelly-looking glove shop. The building faces north with small windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical gnome named Gav Greasebit. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Wagonhouse Healing House [+] The Snoring Wagonhouse Healing House is a huge, packed-looking hospital. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted gnome named Tul Greasecog. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the hospital. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Dead Shoppe [+] The Belching Dead Shoppe is a normal sized, clean-looking magic shop. The building faces southeast with large windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Arnkey Triggersprocket. The magic shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Rooster Arena [+] The Dreaming Rooster Arena is a huge, filthy-looking civic center. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Allison Cogglesprocket. The civic center is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Days Dumping Ground [+] The Yellow Days Dumping Ground is an average sized, filthy-looking junkyard. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Carvin Tiddlyfuel. The junkyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Cavern Dumping Ground [+] The Yellow Cavern Dumping Ground is an average sized, crowded-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-orc named Danes Berick. The junkyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Kraken Inc. [+] The Chipped Kraken Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking theater. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by an attentive gnome named Tom Gearcog. The theater is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Helix Amory [+] The Rampaging Helix Amory is a normal sized, packed-looking armorsmithy. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, no windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Dan Rosening. The armorsmithy is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you smell a burning fire, and you hear the sound of a forge. There are 4 customers in the armorsmithy. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Bucket City Guard [+] The Dew Bucket City Guard is a large, tidy-looking barrack. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a helpful gnome named Beatsy Thermojet. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you hear voices, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Frog Inc. [+] The Sleepy Frog Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking workshop. The building faces southwest with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an intimidating gnome named Alliina Tiddlygadget. The workshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear hammering from the back, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Wine Worship House [+] The Wrong Wine Worship House is a normal sized, cluttered-looking shrine. The building faces east with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a homesick half-orc named Donic Cascombe. The shrine is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Bucket Shoppe [+] The Fiery Bucket Shoppe is a normal sized, filthy-looking barbershop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating half-orc named Micke Davidter. The barbershop is known for inexpensive prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear snipping sissors, you smell fear, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Hammer Inc. [+] The Golden Hammer Inc. is a small, dusty-looking transportation. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an insecure half-orc named Glur Neckbreaker. The transportation is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker [+] The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker is a normal sized, clean-looking illuminator. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a homesick half-orc named Tram Bonebreaker. The illuminator is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Road Shop [+] The Blind Road Shop is a normal sized, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Cot Electrobun. The copyoffice is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.