Welcome to Lidderron!

Lidderron is known for the following resources:

• An ancient gazebo inhabited by carnivorous spiders that are hunted by wenches. The locals speak of piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Magical clay deposits that are visited frequently by wenches. Rumors tell of bags of rubies hidden around somewhere.
• A haunted cave inhabited by carnivorous peacocks that are feared by locals.

• Looking for something new? Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Ilartssa Eyllisshield if interested.
• Looking for work? Hestha Domnon has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Faehiaaen Wishchaser for more details.
• Help Needed: A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Tudods Giantkill to learn more.
• squirrels-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Dav Stogan.
• Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Nin Cobblescope for further details.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Daves Barham.
• A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Pone Greatman.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Must be a quick learner. Reward is a secret. Contact Rhonig Skullkiller.
• taste tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Tomton Rocketgauge for further details.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Rugemt Rockbone.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Serious inquiries only. Contact Don Whitrell.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Narot Braincutter.

• Ghomm Legnor is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled painter. She appears thick.
• Brodal Smartsapper is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled ship captain. She appears guarded.
• Durbor Goodmace is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent bucklemaker. It appears flirtatious.
• Don Harcroft is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre doctor. He appears pacifistic.
• Grumbul Opalhall is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted innkeeper. He appears nihilistic.
• Dav Matston is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled potter. He appears violent.
• Rozunk Bonenor is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled official. She appears clumsy.
• Tommida Fusegadget is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled adventurer. He appears smug.
• Tor Electrobit is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted chandler. He appears drunken.
• Illriginne Goldenears is a male elf who is known in the city as being a gifted tailor. He appears efficient.
• Micke VanCorand is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned handyman. He appears giddy.
• Gaeartlleu Whitespear is a female elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled physician. She appears homesick.
• Dogt Headcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled hatmaker. He appears beligerent.
• Snorrim Onyxmead is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre wine seller. She appears conspirational.
• Mick Colwell is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent smith. She appears deluded.

• Joe Colley, a boastful male half-orc. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Alliton Electrobit, a lovelorn male gnome. He is a monk who is finding a missing heir.
• Zas Backcracker, an attentive female half-orc. She is a sorcerer who is doing something secret.
• Gwanalanae Meadowwaker, an attentive male elf. He is a warrior who is following rumors of riches.
• Coda Teagulas, a worrying male halfling. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Maleno Cogglebolt, a helpful female gnome. She is a rogue who is finding work as a merchant.
• Dan Giacoling, a thick female human. She is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost parent.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lidderron:

• The Elven Darkroot Money Lenders [+] The Elven Darkroot Money Lenders is a typical sized, dirty-looking bank. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a violent gnome named Gilson Cobblesprocket. The bank is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 3 customers in the bank. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Silver Shoppe [+] The Fiery Silver Shoppe is a typical sized, orderly-looking barbershop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly half-elf named Mickry Colgan. The barbershop is known for next to nothing prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you hear someone telling a story, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 2 customers in the barbershop. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Tree General Store [+] The Stumpy Tree General Store is a large, orderly-looking general store. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a battle-ready dwarf named Arkon Rubyankle. The general store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Skull Inc. [+] The Fallen Skull Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking tile shop. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated half-elf named Gwaelltars Auvreasorrow. The tile shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Well Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Well Legal Partners is an average sized, crowded-looking barrister. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an easily offended elf named Aeshiaanae Featherwind. The barrister is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 2 customers in the barrister. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Riverside Herbalist [+] The Drowned Riverside Herbalist is a typical sized, clean-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a vengeful gnome named Gilwan Greasegadget. The herbalist shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the herbalist shop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Hearthstone Military School [+] The Gelded Hearthstone Military School is a normal sized, disgusting-looking school. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a thick gnome named Kia Wobbtonk. The school is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the school. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Heart Harnesses [+] The Guinea Heart Harnesses is a huge, filthy-looking harness maker. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a helpful dwarf named Thorgan Claycutter. The harness maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Ulcer Inc. [+] The Crooked Ulcer Inc. is a huge, orderly-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a thick half-dwarf named Mick Burman. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the smokehouse. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Peddler Shoppe [+] The Angry Peddler Shoppe is an average sized, packed-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten gnome named Gil Triggergadget. The cheeseshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you see jugs of milk and other tools, and you hear yelling in the back. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Greyhound High School [+] The Furious Greyhound High School is a small, orderly-looking school. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Junlita Tinkerfuel. The school is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the school. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Frog Inc. [+] The Knotted Frog Inc. is a normal sized, orderly-looking smithy. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a chatty elf named Alelanlas Dawnwing. The smithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Dungeon Inc. [+] The Crooked Dungeon Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking smokehouse. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent gnome named Carva Gearfiz. The smokehouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Horse Shoppe [+] The Angry Horse Shoppe is a huge, dusty-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted gnome named Tom Rocketbun. The cheeseshop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 5 customers in the cheeseshop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Master Beauty Coop Hoop [+] The Master Beauty Coop Hoop is a large, clean-looking cooperage. The building faces east with large windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent dwarf named Ulnir Jetcloak. The cooperage is known for very high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cooperage. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.