Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,463
- Children: 40.05% (586)
- Elderly: 4.44% (65)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,449 half-elf (99%)
- 14 other (0.9%)
Misc.
- 6 Districts
- 74 Businesses
- 159 Specialists
- 155 Residences
Summary [-]
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Resources [-]
Bettenmer is known for the following resources:
- A cursed mine inhabited by poisonous spiders that are frequented by zombies. Zhur Legnor said the locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
- Rare defenseless parrot companies that are visited frequently by children. Rumors tell of bags of gold in a dungeon.
- Clam beds that are frequented by travelers. The locals speak of a stash of copper in a well.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Long, long ago, the villagers of East Benman lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day Yerzin fe S'hooral the serial killer took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The villagers tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came a flirtatious troglodyte named Porlak, who was a sneaky thief. Porlak had a plan to trick the serial killer by killing the serial killer while he slept. When Porlak faced the serial killer, Porlak killed the serial killer and rescued East Benman.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. References required. Contact Tgemt Greatmaw.
- Bored? I'm looking for rare stirge, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Serious inquiries only. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Contact Porg for more details.
- Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tburm Foulcutter.
- Looking for work? I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kzus Rockmaw.
- Bard seeks apprentice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Dones Rosegan.
- Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Narog Ogrestomach.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Gheal fe Ghezin.
- Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Iltava Teasen'gleam.
- Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Darlantars Riftshade.
- Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Zurm Metalhowl.
- I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dane Shehews.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Doney Franliffe is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bowyer. She appears pacifistic.
- Ilyartai Arkeneamist is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned smith. She appears guarded.
- Lartaen Duskingrisen is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned porter. She appears smug.
- Jamry Robertett is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled ropemaker. He appears self-obsessed.
- Aestlas Shaderisen is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled tinker. He appears gambling.
- Mickic Antonsford is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled tavern. He appears insecure.
- Jory Robertwell is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. He appears smitten.
- Jo Francan is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled laborer. She appears loud.
- Dane Stoleton is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled weaver. He appears shifty.
- Alehiatel Cyredeye is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted woodseller. He appears melancholy.
- Aesvarinne Aleanshield is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled artist. She appears fatalistic.
- Jam Feres is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled blacksmith. He appears loud.
- Aleelllleu Oakstar is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre beer seller. She appears contrarian.
- Jamey Kleinord is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre watercarrier. He appears guarded.
Travelers [-]
- Mick Francsford, a jolly male half-elf. He is a rogue who is finding work as a mercenary.
- Doney Peterhouse, a mopey male half-elf. He is a commoner who is finding work as a mercenary.
- Haltaen Moonborne, an intimidating male half-elf. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
- Ilrigssa Darkwater, a quiet male half-elf. He is an expert who is traveling with an important person.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Bettenmer:
- The Frozen Wagon of All That Is Holy [+]
- The Severed Wolfhound Candle Maker [+]
- The Colored Crate General Mechandise [+]
- The Furious Bucket Elementary School [+]
- The Salty Halflings Inc. [+]
- The Drunken Cavern Jewelers [+]
- The Prancing Maiden Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Rolling Wench Chop House [+]
- The Voluptuous Thug Kennels [+]
- The Blue Cavern Scribe [+]
- The Grumbling Song Inc. [+]
- The Guinea Imps Inc. [+]
- The Prancing Cavern Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Northern Cavern Purse Shop [+]