Welcome to Hazelber!

Hazelber is known for the following resources:

• Ape troops that are visited frequently by locals. Cot Thermofiz said one might dig up bags of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
• Substantial new hemp bales that are feared by unicorns.
• A magical tower inhabited by wild bats that are feared by vampires. One might dig up piles of small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• A creepy grave yard inhabited by dangerous parrots that are hunted by townspeople.
• Hemp fields that are avoided by witches. The locals speak of bags of rubies in a nearby pit.

• Help! Need a change of pace? I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Goirrl to learn more.
• Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joic Martiick.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Halellssa Hlaearrow for more details.
• cheese tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Guk Bearbranch.
• Required: toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Discretion required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Serda Boffinbough if interested.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Marus Dawnchaser for further details.
• onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Kuk Ghostthand.
• Required: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Glanu Headcracker.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Don Brine.
• Missing artifact. We suspect lizards are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Doney Franmell.
• Need a change of pace? quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Guild membership required. Contact Dan Southall.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joic Simonfield.
• I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Guduk Eaglebranch.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Discretion required. Reward is a secret. Contact Adamaida Bandawind.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Ada Overfur.
• Required: Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen key. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Donic Andreden for more details.
• Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Larelltel Jadefire.

• Bargan Tinvest is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted specialty smith. It appears exhausted.
• Joe Shestone is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled cobbler. He appears attentive.
• Hew Tinkerbolt is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a renowned bather. She appears flirtatious.
• Elly Farwart is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears exhausted.
• Malrette Tinkerjet is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled warehouse worker. She appears easily offended.
• Falne Montagoat is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bounty hunter. She appears mopey.
• Danic Whitester is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled sculptor. She appears gluttonous.
• Pogrimda Wildswan is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent timberwright. He appears spiteful.
• Donry Christer is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. She appears violent.
• James Kleinord is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent soldier. He appears nosy.
• Wizxie Triggerfuel is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled scabbardmaker. He appears self-obsessed.
• Dav Casridge is a female human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled mercer. She appears deluded.
• Tolgold Tallbridge is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent magic dealer. He appears skeptical.
• Arneno Electrobit is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled laborer. She appears melancholy.
• Malne Moonburrow is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent scabbardmaker. She appears drunken.
• Garkon Deepneck is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled shipwright. She appears quiet.
• Danes Tramsone is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned chickenbutcher. He appears resentful.
• Tul Rocketgadget is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pastrycook. She appears lovelorn.
• Amagrimda Bandasleep is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned cutler. She appears gluttonous.
• Sergoldne Quetgoat is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled social worker. She appears mopey.
• Daney Southster is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled locksmith. It appears resentful.

• Jit, a nihilistic male kobold. He is a wizard who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Basga Orstrider, an impatient male minotaur. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Tmok Ironkill, a vengeful male bugbear. He is a druid who is traveling with an expidition.
• Hamva Tinkerbolt, an impatient female gnome. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
• S'hoorzin se Ghessen, a territorial female lizardfolk. She is a cleric who is following a message from an angel.
• Mhobab Headnor, an accusatory male orc. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Nip, a resentful female kobold. She is an aristocrat who is seeing the city.
• Ferdisil Bregmist, an embittered female minotaur. She is a commoner who is seeing the world.
• Ellaniyn Summerrunner, a cowed male half-elf. He is a wizard who is seeing the world.
• Mbok Greatdeath, a patriotic female hobgoblin. She is a warrior who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Delttel Heartsinger, a guarded female elf. She is an aristocrat who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Zomn Greatslay, a flirtatious male hobgoblin. He is a cleric who is seeking dishonest work.
• Jamic Whiteville, a chatty female half-orc. She is a fighter who is here to buy slaves.
• Kia Rocketgauge, a clumsy female gnome. She is a warrior who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dane Peterill, a lovelorn female human. She is a cleric who is here to buy spices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hazelber:

• The Wistful Cloak Shoppe [+] The Wistful Cloak Shoppe is an average sized, filthy-looking shop. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jolly half-orc named Donry Southing. The shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Giant Inc. [+] The Lascivious Giant Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking smithy. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a deluded human named Dave Andrliffe. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Ent Inc. [+] The Rusty Ent Inc. is a small, smelly-looking stable. The building faces east with stained windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an embittered halfling named Adabard Wettender. The stable is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Heart Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Heart Wine Shoppe is a small, packed-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nosy gnome named Nin Cobblebun. The vinyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the vinyard. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Friends Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Friends Magic Eye Piece is a large, smelly-looking astrologer. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a healthy gnome named Adalita Gyrofuel. The astrologer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 4 customers in the astrologer. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Fig Dry Goods [+] The Cloven Fig Dry Goods is a small, dusty-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with three windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a forbidding human named Jamic Berleton. The grocery store is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the grocery store. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Kettles Inc. [+] The Golden Kettles Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking weaponshop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a homesick human named Done Blackerson. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Axe Shoppe [+] The Angry Axe Shoppe is a small, packed-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish half-dwarf named Throbin Claystaff. The cheeseshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see many wheels of chese. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Short Fig Book Smith [+] The Short Fig Book Smith is a normal sized, filthy-looking bookbinder. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey halfling named Elda Shortsister. The bookbinder is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Demon Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Demon Whorehouse is a small, packed-looking brothel. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and dirty windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a forgetful halfling named Po Curlygalow. The brothel is known for moderate prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you smell perfume, and you hear loud moaning. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Ivy Pub [+] The Mulled Ivy Pub is a small, neat-looking brewery. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cowed elf named Erellaen Darkbow. The brewery is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear laughing, and you smell hops and grain. There are 4 customers in the brewery. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Fox Cart Repairs [+] The Lazy Fox Cart Repairs is a small, dusty-looking cartwright. The building faces south with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken gnome named Bonton Wizzfiz. The cartwright is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the cartwright. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Cock Study [+] The Slumbering Cock Study is a small, clean-looking library. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a territorial halfling named Po Wildbee. The library is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Maiden Meat House [+] The Wet Maiden Meat House is a large, neat-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a deluded halfling named Hil Shortwart. The butchershop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the butchershop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Tree Supplies [+] The Tipsy Tree Supplies is a normal sized, tidy-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with stained windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pious gnome named Mallita Wobbjet. The chandlery shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the chandlery shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Bunch Inc. [+] The Flaming Bunch Inc. is a small, smelly-looking dock. The building faces east with barred windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a thick half-orc named Kuz Neckcracker. The dock is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the dock. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Bunk Poor House [+] The Slade Bunk Poor House is a huge, filthy-looking almshouse. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an efficient halfling named Ser Simplehand. The almshouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the almshouse. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Badger Shoppe [+] The Hilltop Badger Shoppe is a large, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces northwest with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jesterly halfling named Serda Amberbottom. The apothecary is known for varying prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear yelling from the back of the shop, you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, and you smell damp earth. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Bull Docs [+] The Gritty Bull Docs is a normal sized, filthy-looking boat for hire. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a grieving elf named Aesvariyn Dryearsong. The boat for hire is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the boat for hire. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Hen Ale House [+] The Ever-full Hen Ale House is a typical sized, damp-looking beer seller. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an attentive half-dwarf named Abagan Saltmace. The beer seller is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There is 1 customer in the beer seller. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Weasels Inc. [+] The Desert Weasels Inc. is a normal sized, dirty-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy elf named Chahiatars Summerborne. The masonry shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the masonry shop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.