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Welcome to Lower Hayron River!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 527
  • Children: 33.97% (179)
  • Elderly: 8.73% (46)

Racial Breakdown

  • 414 human (78.5%)
  • 93 half-dwarf (17.6%)
  • 8 half-orc (1.5%)
  • 6 elf (1.1%)
  • 6 other (1.1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 22 Businesses
  • 32 Specialists
  • 62 Residences

Summary [-]

Lower Hayron River is a small village in the Nillkilica Domain with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small village is lightly populated (814/sq km), covers 0.65 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 909 meters.

Climate [-]

Lower Hayron River has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Lower Hayron River sees a single star overhead: Melor, an average red star. Lower Hayron River also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing black hole that has been around for millenia and an imposing supernova that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Lower Hayron River; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, racial, professional, and civic.

Government [-]

Lower Hayron River is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Lower Hayron River are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are hated. The political influence of Lower Hayron River in the region is maturing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Lower Hayron River is ruled by Steward Tgerm Greatslay. The Steward has been in power for decades and is revered by the people. There is minor opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a trade guild, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.14% of the population (6 adults).

Military [-]

Lower Hayron River has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 75 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 36 (7%). Of the active duty military, 3 (5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Lower Hayron River is suitably fortified. Lower Hayron River fighters are revered for their use of glaives in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Lower Hayron River is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Lower Hayron River is known for the following resources:

  • Many primal berry patches that are visited frequently by locals. One might find a chest containing diamonds buried near there.
  • Peat bogs that are frequented by kittens. Rumors tell of a chest containing gold in a dungeon.
  • A new grave yard inhabited by wild bats that are visited frequently by wenches. Bea Greasewink said one might dig up bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, the royals of Hastski thrived. Things were good, but one day a demon named Byletoron Sumis slayed a local hero. The royals tried to kill Byletoron Sumis, but didn't get close. Along came Kzzar Dreadrot the goblin, who was an expert bowman. Kzzar had an idea to slay the demon by killing the demon while she slept. When Kzzar Dreadrot faced the demon, Kzzar Dreadrot killed the demon and was killed in the process.
  • Long, long ago, a hag stalked the swamps during a full moon. Commoners say that the hag will sneeze three times, then eat you.

Events [-]

Lower Hayron River is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Danry Francton.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Belartava Teasen'river.
  • Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Skaril Dogship.
  • Needed: I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Filrigai Dawnheart for more details.
  • whiskey tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bregd Evilfury.
  • brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Po Swiftgather.
  • Moten Ghosttrender has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dzuerm Foulhost for more details.
  • Looking for work? Wizard seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact Kilpne if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Lower Hayron River are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Baldor Brasstun is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent glassmaker. It appears trusting.
  • Joic Broter is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled armorer. She appears apologetic.
  • Darartanae Evermoon is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent mercer. She appears patronizing.
  • Joic Bartoan is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent glassmaker. He appears cowed.
  • Barbor Crunchbelly is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent actor. She appears smug.
  • Dav Dilstone is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled leatherworker. She appears shifty.
  • Erlanava Duskingform is a female elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears smug.
  • Mickey Petrwell is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled butcher. He appears intimidating.
  • Elattel Dirthstride is a female elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled pursemaker. She appears lovelorn.
  • Mickic VanFrancerley is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent glassmaker. He appears pacifistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gozka, a melancholy male troglodyte. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost friend.
  • Cor, a mocking male kobold. He is a rogue who is seeking honest work.
  • Nip, a jaded female kobold. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Skabor Jadebridge, a patronizing male deep dwarf. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Lower Hayron River:

  • The Sleepy Monkey Fabrics [+]
  • The Smiling Bag Bakery [+]
  • The Mulled Flask Pub [+]
  • The Noisy Bull Inc. [+]
  • The Guinea Knife Harnesses [+]
  • The Wobbling Road Roofing [+]
  • The Wobblin' Monk Roofing [+]
  • The Wild Well Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Punchin' Lotus Locksmith [+]
  • The Wet Peddler Meat Handlers [+]