Welcome to Altenwater!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 44
  • Children: 38.64% (17)
  • Elderly: 4.55% (2)

Racial Breakdown

  • 21 kobold (47.7%)
  • 14 elf (31.8%)
  • 5 troglodyte (11.3%)
  • 1 mindflayer (2.2%)
  • 1 orc (2.2%)
  • 1 drow (2.2%)
  • 1 other (2.2%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 7 Residences

Summary [-]

Altenwater is a settlement in the Burranat Province with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (31/sq km), covers 1.42 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1344 meters.

Climate [-]

Altenwater has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cool with high variation. Precipitation is non-existant, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Altenwater sees a single star overhead: Tor, an average red star. Altenwater also has a double moon: Mola, an average pale yellow moon and Spoledus, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny supernova that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Altenwater; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt tracks in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

Altenwater is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as inept and inadequate. Officials in Altenwater are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are feared. The political influence of Altenwater in the region is flourishing due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Altenwater is ruled by General Brurus Spiritmist. The General has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is praised by the people. There is forceful opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Altenwater has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 5 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 3 (7%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Altenwater is poorly fortified. Altenwater fighters are much loved for their use of daggers in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Altenwater is currently lively.

Resources [-]

Altenwater is known for the following resources:

  • Paltry kitten glarings that are avoided by locals. Rumors tell of bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
  • Elephant parades that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of a stash of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
  • Plentiful clay banks that are hunted by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, a monster named Taursha hunted the region. Folks say that if you touch her, you will be eaten alive.

Events [-]

Altenwater is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ceeg.
  • A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Dzuexn Metalslay for further details.
  • Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact LeJory Martiman.
  • Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tulina Wizzbit.
  • Help! Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to background check. Contact Kilter if intrigued.
  • Needed: onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Munk Damnmaw.

People [-]

The people in Altenwater love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ghriraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre teacher. She appears prejudiced.
  • Vab is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bowyer. He appears conspirational.
  • Grinril is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled weaver. She appears authoritarian.
  • Vothra is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked haymerchant. She appears mopey.
  • Erlenthil Gyssesing is a male elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled jeweler. He appears patriotic.
  • Traz Armripper is a male orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre potter. He appears vengeful.
  • Ceeraz is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bookseller. He appears conspirational.
  • Haarigtel Ravenseeker is a female drow who is known in the world as being a decent butcher. She appears worrying.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jam Statt, a melancholy female human. She is a sorcerer who is seeking honest work.
  • Ceezer, a solemn male troglodyte. He is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Altenwater:

  • The Leaping Dead Cart Repairs [+]
  • The Happy Wagonhouse Star Gazers [+]
  • The Twisted Dragon Shop [+]
  • The Colored Virgin General Mechandise [+]
  • The Crippled Song Inc. [+]
  • The Angry Heart Shoppe [+]
  • The Slade Willow Poor House [+]
  • The Flying Grog Inc. [+]