Welcome to Altenwater!

Altenwater is known for the following resources:

• Paltry kitten glarings that are avoided by locals. Rumors tell of bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• Elephant parades that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of a stash of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• Plentiful clay banks that are hunted by gru.

• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ceeg.
• A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Dzuexn Metalslay for further details.
• Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact LeJory Martiman.
• Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tulina Wizzbit.
• Help! Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to background check. Contact Kilter if intrigued.
• Needed: onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Munk Damnmaw.

• Ghriraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre teacher. She appears prejudiced.
• Vab is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bowyer. He appears conspirational.
• Grinril is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled weaver. She appears authoritarian.
• Vothra is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked haymerchant. She appears mopey.
• Erlenthil Gyssesing is a male elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled jeweler. He appears patriotic.
• Traz Armripper is a male orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre potter. He appears vengeful.
• Ceeraz is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bookseller. He appears conspirational.
• Haarigtel Ravenseeker is a female drow who is known in the world as being a decent butcher. She appears worrying.

• Jam Statt, a melancholy female human. She is a sorcerer who is seeking honest work.
• Ceezer, a solemn male troglodyte. He is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Altenwater:

• The Leaping Dead Cart Repairs [+] The Leaping Dead Cart Repairs is a typical sized, smelly-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, stained windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical kobold named Yot. The cartwright is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the cartwright. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Wagonhouse Star Gazers [+] The Happy Wagonhouse Star Gazers is an average sized, cluttered-looking astrologer. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an apologetic orc named Rrobdurg Headripper. The astrologer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Dragon Shop [+] The Twisted Dragon Shop is a normal sized, neat-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a worrying mindflayer named Blore. The alchemy shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell burning coals, you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Virgin General Mechandise [+] The Colored Virgin General Mechandise is a huge, crowded-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a spiteful drow named Illnaltel Hunithsun. The grocery store is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the grocery store. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Song Inc. [+] The Crippled Song Inc. is a large, neat-looking warehouse. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a pacifistic mindflayer named Waem. The warehouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the warehouse. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Heart Shoppe [+] The Angry Heart Shoppe is a small, smelly-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with round windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nosy orc named Uhdd Bonenor. The cheeseshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you see many wheels of chese, and you hear yelling in the back. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Willow Poor House [+] The Slade Willow Poor House is a huge, smelly-looking almshouse. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nihilistic kobold named Bip. The almshouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Grog Inc. [+] The Flying Grog Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking dock. The building faces east with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an authoritarian mindflayer named Kiltra. The dock is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are no customers in the dock. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.