Welcome to Ackfun!

Ackfun is known for the following resources:

• Rare cocoa bean fields that are frequented by travelers.
• Substantial woodpecker descents that are frequented by witches. One might dig up a stash of iron maidens in a well.
• An ancient shrine inhabited by poisonous chinchillas that are frequented by witches. Adagrinine Bolgerlock said one might dig up a chest containing saphires buried near there.

• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Balril Bearfist.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Ghubdag Neckkiller for more information.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Tomvin Fusewink if interested.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Gororin Goldtunnel for more information.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xodemt Brainrender.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Will pay in gold. Contact Yorril Darkchest.
• Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Prirr.
• Bored? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gaelenanae Rootgrove.
• Required: sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be clean. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Duudek Cloudcaller.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Experienced professionals only. Contact Grunbor Silverankle.

• Adaly Honorbrook is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent scribe. She appears attentive.
• Ama Goodwill is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked alchemist. He appears gosipy.
• Adaartiyn Dawnwind is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled alchemist. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Hil Quickleaf is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted porter. He appears cautious.
• Be Taltaunt is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a gifted spicemerchant. He appears beligerent.
• Danic Cassford is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled laborer. She appears grieving.
• Amaborndo Millale is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. He appears mopey.
• Faeellai Wolfhand is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled vintner. He appears insecure.
• Abaartaen Meadowshield is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled roofer. He appears prejudiced.
• Blammsh Necksnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a legendary dyer. He appears apologetic.
• Per Smoothone is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned sculptor. She appears nervous.
• James MacClayngton is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled cooper. She appears apologetic.

• Darhiatel Fairstalker, a thick androgynous drow. It is a sorcerer who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Nbunk Bladeshredder, a nosy female hobgoblin. She is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Davic Bartonson, a sick female lycanthrope. She is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
• Blagtarz Bonebreaker, an impatient female orc. She is a commoner who is traveling with an important person.
• Yik, a trusting male kobold. He is a commoner who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Rugezn Oozebasher, a helpful male bugbear. He is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Skaril Brighttun, a solemn female deep dwarf. She is an expert who is fleeing the law.

These establishments worthy of mention in Ackfun:

• The Murdered Maiden Inc. [+] The Murdered Maiden Inc. is a small, damp-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Ninva Wobbbit. The tavern is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the tavern. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Giant Disposal Area [+] The Yellow Giant Disposal Area is a normal sized, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent gnome named Tomnk Cogglewink. The junkyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the junkyard. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Peddler Inc. [+] The Crippled Peddler Inc. is an average sized, orderly-looking warehouse. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Tom Greasebun. The warehouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the warehouse. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Oarhouse Worship House [+] The Wrong Oarhouse Worship House is an average sized, crowded-looking shrine. The building faces south with three windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a patriotic half-elf named Mickey Whitsone. The shrine is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Halflings Chop House [+] The Royal Halflings Chop House is a large, dirty-looking cutlery shop. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful human named Daney Carerson. The cutlery shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Dead General Store [+] The Forsaken Dead General Store is a small, dirty-looking trading post. The building faces south with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a skeptical gnome named Arnmida Greasewink. The trading post is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the trading post. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Ent Inc. [+] The Rolling Ent Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking spicemerchant. The building faces southeast with three windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Bonlin Fusefiz. The spicemerchant is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the spicemerchant. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Fireplace Shoes [+] The Squalid Fireplace Shoes is an average sized, tidy-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug half-orc named Thran Necknor. The shoe shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you hear the work of shoes, and you see a kitten. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Fireplace Inc. [+] The Mulled Fireplace Inc. is a large, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Doney Matewicz. The tavern is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the tavern. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Clowns Farms [+] The Chicken Clowns Farms is an average sized, dusty-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely half-elf named Errigssa Meadowmane. The haymerchant is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Mead Inc. [+] The Musty Mead Inc. is a huge, packed-looking tavern. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jaded gnome named Hewby Fusebolt. The tavern is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Hatchet Inc. [+] The Greasy Hatchet Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking transportation. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Toman Geargadget. The transportation is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.