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Welcome to Garford!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 56
  • Children: 25.00% (14)
  • Elderly: 14.29% (8)

Racial Breakdown

  • 29 hobgoblin (51.7%)
  • 18 kobold (32.1%)
  • 5 drow (8.9%)
  • 3 minotaur (5.3%)
  • 1 other (1.7%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 9 Residences

Summary [-]

Garford is a settlement in the Outer Cenmouubia County with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (46/sq km), covers 1.22 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1246 meters.

Climate [-]

Garford has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cool with little variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Garford sees a single star overhead: Tox, a large yellow star. Garford also has a double moon: Modi, an average pale yellow moon and Prodosto, a small rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny pulsar that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Garford; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in a warped parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Garford is governed through a constitutional government, where an authoritative document sets forth the system of fundamental laws and limits of that government. The government as a whole is seen as somwhat capable. Officials in Garford are often seen as virtuous and the policies are hated. The political influence of Garford in the region is dwindling rapidly due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Garford is ruled by Governor Serco Tallbridge. The Governor has been in power for several decades and is feared by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Garford has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 7 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Garford is poorly fortified. Garford fighters are praised for their use of daggers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Garford is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

Garford is known for the following resources:

  • Abundant bee hives that are hunted by townspeople.
  • A magical castle inhabited by poisonous chinchillas that are visited frequently by travelers. One might dig up a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
  • A new cave inhabited by vampire chinchillas that are visited frequently by wenches.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, the royals of Crestridge Branch lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day Tavsey Domrunner the demon took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The royals tried to stop the demon, but didn't get close. Along came a jesterly kobold named Cor, who was a skilled storyteller. Cor had an idea to slay the demon by killing the demon while he slept. When Cor faced the demon, Cor tricked Tavsey Domrunner and rescued the hostages.
  • Many years ago, the constable of New Benains lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day a ghoul named Ceera took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The constable tried to kill Ceera, but were caught. Along came Kiap Oxmane the ogre, who was a sneaky thief. Kiap had a plan to trick the ghoul by killing the ghoul while she slept. When Kiap Oxmane faced the ghoul, Kiap Oxmane banished Ceera and was killed in the process.
  • In olden times, the constable of South Keydef thrived. Things were good, but one day Tharta Zhastride the lich stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to kill Tharta Zhastride, but failed miserably. Along came a gosipy ogre named Ubel Bearclaw, who was a valiant knight. Ubel had a plan to trick the lich by killing the lich while he slept. When Ubel Bearclaw faced the lich, Ubel Bearclaw tricked Tharta Zhastride and rescued South Keydef.

Events [-]

Garford is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bret Foulgloom to learn more.
  • Help Needed: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'hooral heh Ghezin.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Monk seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gaveno Cogglebolt.
  • Wanted: Need a change of pace? Expert seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Rbor Giantdeath for more information.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Missing tomatoes. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Lodor Dwarfstaff.
  • Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Thzztra if interested.

People [-]

The people in Garford love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Bot is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled maidservant. He appears fatalistic.
  • Rxezn Evilhost is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre tanner. She appears gluttonous.
  • Adalanava Auvreafeather is a male drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked soldier. He appears vengeful.
  • Brorus Athak is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent miller. She appears shifty.
  • Pot is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled apothecary. He appears quiet.
  • Xodbok Metaldoom is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent lawyer. She appears idealistic.
  • Xtemt Ghosttshadow is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled forester. He appears forgetful.
  • Dot is a female kobold who is known in the world as being a decent cooper. She appears nervous.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Git, an unreliable male kobold. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Skagan Jetface, a giddy female deep dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is here to buy spices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Garford:

  • The Deepwater Rouge Inc. [+]
  • The Tipsy Beauty Supplies [+]
  • The Sterling Peacock Studio [+]
  • The Boiling Flask Sport House [+]
  • The Whistling Widowers Inc. [+]
  • The Wanton Beauty Night Smiths [+]
  • The Blue Song Scribe [+]
  • The Sterling Elf Sculptures [+]