Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 56
- Children: 25.00% (14)
- Elderly: 14.29% (8)
Racial Breakdown
- 29 hobgoblin (51.7%)
- 18 kobold (32.1%)
- 5 drow (8.9%)
- 3 minotaur (5.3%)
- 1 other (1.7%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 0 Businesses
- 0 Specialists
- 9 Residences
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Garford is known for the following resources:
- Abundant bee hives that are hunted by townspeople.
- A magical castle inhabited by poisonous chinchillas that are visited frequently by travelers. One might dig up a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
- A new cave inhabited by vampire chinchillas that are visited frequently by wenches.
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Legends [-]
- In the olden days, the royals of Crestridge Branch lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day Tavsey Domrunner the demon took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The royals tried to stop the demon, but didn't get close. Along came a jesterly kobold named Cor, who was a skilled storyteller. Cor had an idea to slay the demon by killing the demon while he slept. When Cor faced the demon, Cor tricked Tavsey Domrunner and rescued the hostages.
- Many years ago, the constable of New Benains lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day a ghoul named Ceera took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The constable tried to kill Ceera, but were caught. Along came Kiap Oxmane the ogre, who was a sneaky thief. Kiap had a plan to trick the ghoul by killing the ghoul while she slept. When Kiap Oxmane faced the ghoul, Kiap Oxmane banished Ceera and was killed in the process.
- In olden times, the constable of South Keydef thrived. Things were good, but one day Tharta Zhastride the lich stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to kill Tharta Zhastride, but failed miserably. Along came a gosipy ogre named Ubel Bearclaw, who was a valiant knight. Ubel had a plan to trick the lich by killing the lich while he slept. When Ubel Bearclaw faced the lich, Ubel Bearclaw tricked Tharta Zhastride and rescued South Keydef.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Needed: Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bret Foulgloom to learn more.
- Help Needed: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'hooral heh Ghezin.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Monk seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gaveno Cogglebolt.
- Wanted: Need a change of pace? Expert seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Rbor Giantdeath for more information.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Missing tomatoes. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Lodor Dwarfstaff.
- Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Thzztra if interested.
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Citizens [-]
- Bot is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled maidservant. He appears fatalistic.
- Rxezn Evilhost is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre tanner. She appears gluttonous.
- Adalanava Auvreafeather is a male drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked soldier. He appears vengeful.
- Brorus Athak is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent miller. She appears shifty.
- Pot is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled apothecary. He appears quiet.
- Xodbok Metaldoom is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent lawyer. She appears idealistic.
- Xtemt Ghosttshadow is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled forester. He appears forgetful.
- Dot is a female kobold who is known in the world as being a decent cooper. She appears nervous.
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- Git, an unreliable male kobold. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
- Skagan Jetface, a giddy female deep dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is here to buy spices.
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These establishments worthy of mention in Garford:
- The Deepwater Rouge Inc. [+]
- The Tipsy Beauty Supplies [+]
- The Sterling Peacock Studio [+]
- The Boiling Flask Sport House [+]
- The Whistling Widowers Inc. [+]
- The Wanton Beauty Night Smiths [+]
- The Blue Song Scribe [+]
- The Sterling Elf Sculptures [+]