Welcome to Hospburg!

Hospburg is known for the following resources:

• Scorpion beds that are visited frequently by townspeople. The locals speak of piles of diamonds buried near there.
• Abundant elephant parades that are hunted by zombies. Halvarssa Meadowears said the locals speak of bags of rubies in a dungeon.
• Coconut plantations that are hunted by locals.
• A magical mine inhabited by vampire chinchillas that are visited frequently by locals. One might find a stash of copper in a tomb nearby.
• A creepy castle inhabited by carnivorous kittens that are hunted by wenches.
• Rubber plantations that are avoided by zombies. Daap Bearmane said somoeone said someone found bags of emeralds buried near there.

• Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Serious inquiries only. Contact Amaildo Heatherbarrel.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Contact Dobel Eaglefang if intrigued.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Fat.
• Help Needed: Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Contact Illtanae Eyllisgazer for more details.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Contact Khalzor ahn Ghessen for more information.
• Paladin seeks apprentice. Must provide your own transportation. Reward available. Contact Coil Curlysall.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Discretion required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Haaarttel Killemist.
• brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be clean. Contact Gogan Oaktooth if interested.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Gok Bearfang to learn more.
• brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Beaita Wizzcog if intrigued.
• Looking for something new? Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. Contact Durgar Oilsmelter.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Nbuk Oozehost.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Surpraz to learn more.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Prior experience required. Contact Khulurz Headbreaker.
• Needed: Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Vaz if interested.
• A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Sogb Bonenor.
• Need a change of pace? darkmantles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Delhiassa Cyredsorrow.
• Needed: Bounty for gremlins, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tilg.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Joes Carill.

• S'herzor fe S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a decent lawyer. He appears battle-ready.
• Bon Thermofiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled haymerchant. He appears lonely.
• Mexn Nighthand is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a gifted hatmaker. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Gavson Electrotonk is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears impatient.
• S'herzin ahn Ghezor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a skilled shoemaker. She appears greedy.
• Yerzin teh Ghezor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled stablehand. She appears helpful.
• Bromn Giantrot is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent tanner. She appears egotistical.
• Trellpair is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent weaver. She appears pious.
• Vessrall is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a gifted forester. She appears patriotic.
• Ghezin heh Khalzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears melancholy.
• Arn Tiddlytonk is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a legendary mason. He appears greedy.
• Mok Evilhand is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre interpreter. She appears authoritarian.
• Keb Wormshredder is a female hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tailor. She appears guilty.
• Ghessen ahn Khalzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled entertainer. She appears flirtatious.
• Khalal se Gheal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled locksmith. He appears gluttonous.
• Torton Triggerwink is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent navigator. He appears violent.
• Khalzin teh Gheal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled innkeeper. He appears forgetful.
• Wizkey Fusebun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled forester. She appears embittered.
• Toreno Gearjet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled artist. He appears jesterly.
• S'herzor heh Yerssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled shoemaker. She appears easily offended.
• S'hoorssen se S'herssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tailor. He appears exhausted.
• S'herssen se S'heral is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bleacher. She appears scattered.
• S'herssen heh Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled smith. He appears patriotic.

• Ada Ostmidas, a trusting male halfling. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Zratzosh Bonecrusher, a cowed male orc. He is a rogue who is seeking dishonest work.
• Xodbok Greatslay, a xenophobic female hobgoblin. She is a sorcerer who is finding a missing friend.
• Bororin Greaseyhair, an unreliable male deep dwarf. He is an adept who is doing something impossible.
• Jam MacBartoerley, a sick female half-elf. She is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.
• Khalssen ahn Ghessen, a battle-ready female lizardfolk. She is a druid who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Dav Robertorth, a quiet male human. He is a commoner who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Yot, an attentive male kobold. He is a warrior who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Globgsh Armripper, a nervous female bugbear. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Gardal Coldcastle, an intimidated female half-dwarf. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Baiok Wintergan, a drunken female minotaur. She is a bard who is seeing the city.
• Zimrog Armkiller The Strong, an unreliable male bugbear. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Zaglarg Armcrusher, a solemn male half-orc. He is a bard who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Yop, a fatalistic male kobold. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Faeartthil Kennyrwing, an idealistic male drow. He is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
• Jam Carville, a self-obsessed male half-orc. He is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hospburg:

• The Elven Hops Money Changers [+] The Elven Hops Money Changers is a small, damp-looking bank. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a scattered hobgoblin named Trerm Foulshadow. The bank is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you smell earth. There are 4 customers in the bank. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Rouge Inc. [+] The Sleepy Rouge Inc. is a small, packed-looking workshop. The building faces east with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an impatient gnome named Alliita Tinkergauge. The workshop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see tools and bits of wood lying around, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 3 customers in the workshop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Bunch . [+] The Fired Bunch . is a normal sized, smelly-looking ropemaker. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded lizardfolk named Khalal seh Khalzor. The ropemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the ropemaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Bill Shoppe [+] The Beefy Bill Shoppe is an average sized, orderly-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly lizardfolk named S'herssen seh Ghezin. The cheeseshop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 5 customers in the cheeseshop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Flame Inc. [+] The Desert Flame Inc. is a large, filthy-looking masonry shop. The building faces southeast with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an apologetic lizardfolk named Ghessen heh Khalzin. The masonry shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Frogs Inc. [+] The Gelded Frogs Inc. is a huge, messy-looking weaponshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a cowed gnome named Tomgan Thermogauge. The weaponshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Frog Shop [+] The Mangy Frog Shop is a large, disgusting-looking translator. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a mocking hobgoblin named Tudemt Dreadcutter. The translator is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the translator. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Wolfhound Farms [+] The Chicken Wolfhound Farms is a large, dirty-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a greedy hobgoblin named Xuadr Darkkill. The haymerchant is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the haymerchant. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Oarhouse Middle School [+] The Furious Oarhouse Middle School is a large, damp-looking school. The building faces north with a few windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a greedy mindflayer named Wouthul. The school is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the school. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Lotus Inc. [+] The Fat Lotus Inc. is a small, smelly-looking tile shop. The building faces south with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug gnome named Careno Thermocog. The tile shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Iron Inc. [+] The Rolling Iron Inc. is a huge, messy-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an unreliable hobgoblin named Murm Greathowl. The spicemerchant is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the spicemerchant. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Rock Wares [+] The Eastern Rock Wares is a huge, smelly-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered lizardfolk named S'hooral seh Yerssen. The clothing shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Virgin Shrine [+] The Frozen Virgin Shrine is a huge, messy-looking church. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a fatalistic gnome named Arnlin Gyroblast. The church is known for minimal prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell weapons being sharpened, you hear rhythmic chanting, and you see people walking around in a daze. There are 4 customers in the church. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Last Harpoon Hatters [+] The Last Harpoon Hatters is a typical sized, clean-looking hat shop. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a conspirational hobgoblin named Tudbok Damnhowl. The hat shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Flame Temple [+] The Deadly Flame Temple is a small, crowded-looking brothel. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a homesick hobgoblin named Mexn Bigmouth. The brothel is known for high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you smell perfume, and you hear girls giggling. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Maiden Scabbards [+] The Greasy Maiden Scabbards is a normal sized, tidy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy mindflayer named Trellter. The scabbard maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Jane Glove Shop [+] The Musty Jane Glove Shop is a normal sized, dusty-looking glove shop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic gnome named Hew Fusewink. The glove shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the glove shop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Snake Inc. [+] The Fat Snake Inc. is a huge, packed-looking tile shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a homesick lizardfolk named Khalzin seh Khalal. The tile shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Dwarf Inc. [+] The Whistling Dwarf Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking tack shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nihilistic hobgoblin named Nbods Dreadshredder. The tack shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the tack shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Dungeon Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Dungeon Night Smiths is a typical sized, neat-looking graveyard. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an apologetic mindflayer named Blo'toor. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the graveyard. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Monk Harnesses [+] The Gutted Monk Harnesses is a typical sized, cluttered-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Hammida Thermobolt. The harness maker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Willow Money Changers [+] The Elven Willow Money Changers is a typical sized, filthy-looking bank. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a jolly gnome named Tomkey Wizzfiz. The bank is known for fair prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 2 customers in the bank. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Bucket Builders [+] The Twisted Bucket Builders is a large, packed-looking engineering firm. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gambling mindflayer named Prarth. The engineering firm is known for steep prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.