Welcome to Larchers!

Larchers is known for the following resources:

• Plentiful defenseless woodpecker descents that are frequented by gru.
• Vampire kangaroo mobs that are feared by magic users. Gordin Icetracker said one might find a stash of iron maidens in a nearby pit.
• Plentiful fresh cocoa bean plantations that are visited frequently by kittens. Morbin Bloodkeg said the locals speak of piles of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
• Plentiful pigment banks that are hunted by townspeople. Jo Davworth said somoeone said someone found a chest containing kitten mittens in a well.
• A blessed shrine inhabited by tame cobras that are visited frequently by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found piles of platinum hidden around somewhere.

• Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Must be a quick learner. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Danic Benstone to learn more.
• Looking for something new? Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Donry Rosenngham.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Ghessen ahn S'heral.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Daney Bartone.
• Required: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Thorag Grayslayer.
• Help Needed: artifact tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jam Coltone.
• Bored? Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tgomn Ironkill.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Zotg Backnor.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dzuus Braindamn.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Safety not guaranteed. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Throbor Brandygrave.
• Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Filellinne Waveweaver for more information.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome cockatrices required. Must be clean. Will pay in gold. Contact Duap Oxroot.
• Bored? feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Discretion required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Shor Backripper.
• Wanted: Need a change of pace? Monk seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Rhogtog Skullripper.
• Bored? co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Blomrog Boneripper for more details.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Thorag Onyxeye for more information.
• Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Balbul Foecavern.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Sul Armkiller if intrigued.
• Jam Carand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Prior experience required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vothraz.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Jamry Morll.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Jo Burill.

• Nbzar Darkhost is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears exhausted.
• Klonrr is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent messenger. She appears jesterly.
• Dan Rosenorth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked apothecary. She appears xenophobic.
• Tmexn Metalgloom is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent watercarrier. She appears melancholy.
• Erinru Orfury is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre stablehand. He appears vengeful.
• Micke Giacotone is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled tavern. She appears trusting.
• Ssz'toor is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled outfitter. He appears efficient.
• Zus Rantfury is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. He appears insecure.
• Morrath Grimsoult is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre cutler. He appears intimidated.
• Flurall is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted haymerchant. He appears shifty.
• Ferdita Oatbreaker is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent armorer. She appears unreliable.
• Fliarell Summist is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. He appears xenophobic.
• Morbor Lightningfist is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted adventurer. He appears battle-ready.
• Nbadr Rantmouth is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a decent butcher. He appears spiteful.
• Brodar Swiftkan is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled herbalist. She appears deluded.
• Rxomd Dreadrender is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked illuminator. He appears intimidating.
• Enrc is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears lonely.
• Klonrr is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled mason. He appears jolly.
• Brezn Evilbone is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears egotistical.
• Danic Gilwell is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a renowned actor. She appears skeptical.
• Rburm Ghosttwiser is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled ostler. He appears boastful.
• Jamey Jacksford is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent collier. He appears jesterly.
• Mus Ironrender is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a mocked actor. She appears intimidated.
• Joe Robertne is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled porter. He appears pious.
• Dane Chaham is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary banker. He appears greedy.
• Gorrun Windak is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled mercer. She appears helpful.

• Apban Quillcloud, a trusting male minotaur. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Joe Carey, a gambling male half-orc. He is a sorcerer who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Tget Darkdoom, an outlandish male goblin. He is a fighter who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Tuduk Greathost, a scattered female goblin. She is a commoner who is doing something secret.
• Azverani Dawnmane, a boastful female minotaur. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Apris Bloodwind, a smitten female minotaur. She is a bard who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Danry Franll, an apologetic male half-dwarf. He is a wizard who is seeing the city.
• Jam Daviderson, a nervous female half-orc. She is a warrior who is traveling with an important person.
• Boouul Rainrangli, a smug male minotaur. He is a cleric who is on a mission for diplomacy.

These establishments worthy of mention in Larchers:

• The Shining Virgin Timber Mill [+] The Shining Virgin Timber Mill is a small, cluttered-looking lumbermill. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy lycanthrope named Donry Staill. The lumbermill is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the lumbermill. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Wolfhound Inc. [+] The Mangy Wolfhound Inc. is a small, neat-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a solemn minotaur named Turith Ragevidol. The tannery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you see skins stretching, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 3 customers in the tannery. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Clowns Shoppe [+] The Beefy Clowns Shoppe is a small, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with broken windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick minotaur named Marn Athfury. The cheeseshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you see jugs of milk and other tools, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Master Cloak Coop Hoop [+] The Master Cloak Coop Hoop is an average sized, filthy-looking cooperage. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly lycanthrope named Dane Dilerley. The cooperage is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cooperage. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Well Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Well Lumberyard is an average sized, smelly-looking lumberyard. The building faces east with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-orc named Zrotgsh Neckbreaker. The lumberyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the lumberyard. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Willow Shoppe [+] The Fiery Willow Shoppe is a typical sized, filthy-looking barbershop. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious minotaur named Deltek Wildrangli. The barbershop is known for fair prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see hair clippings on the floor, you smell fear, and you hear a good laught. There is 1 customer in the barbershop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Willow Botique [+] The Beefy Willow Botique is a huge, cluttered-looking magic shop. The building faces south with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a sick lycanthrope named Dan Gilling. The magic shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the magic shop. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Wench Inc. [+] The Whistling Wench Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking tack shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Hudd Headbreaker. The tack shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Red Flame Public Jail [+] The Red Flame Public Jail is a huge, filthy-looking jailhouse. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an idealistic goblin named Kzods Greatstomach. The jailhouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Peacock Inc. [+] The Whistling Peacock Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking tack shop. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy lycanthrope named Daney Danll. The tack shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the tack shop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Horse City Guard [+] The Dew Horse City Guard is a huge, filthy-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a jolly half-dwarf named Jamic Antoninson. The barrack is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Three Inc. [+] The Violent Three Inc. is a typical sized, crowded-looking university. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-dwarf named Balgar Wisebread. The university is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Fireplace Inc. [+] The Sleepy Fireplace Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking workshop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an authoritarian minotaur named Bobrian Bloodrunner. The workshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you smell sawdust, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There are 5 customers in the workshop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Skull Purse Shop [+] The Northern Skull Purse Shop is a typical sized, tidy-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed minotaur named Magatoron Strongthorn. The pursemaker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Iron Shop [+] The Twin Iron Shop is a large, dirty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious mindflayer named Grinrr. The alchemy shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you smell damp earth. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Monkey Mail Service [+] The Cardinal Monkey Mail Service is a small, dirty-looking post office. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a beligerent lycanthrope named Daney Petrngham. The post office is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the post office. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Boar Grave Diggers [+] The Wanton Boar Grave Diggers is a huge, disgusting-looking graveyard. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a smug mindflayer named Masthul. The graveyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the graveyard. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Bunk Sheath Store [+] The Greasy Bunk Sheath Store is a large, dirty-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northwest with a few windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty lycanthrope named Mickes Claysone. The scabbard maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Goblins Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Goblins Poor House is a typical sized, crowded-looking almshouse. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a violent lycanthrope named Jamey Staett. The almshouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Wench Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Wench Legal Partners is a small, clean-looking barrister. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a chatty mindflayer named Enter. The barrister is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Darkroot Timberyard [+] The Screaming Darkroot Timberyard is an average sized, filthy-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian lycanthrope named Dan Stanell. The lumberyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Lotus Roofing [+] The Wobbling Lotus Roofing is an average sized, packed-looking roofer. The building faces east with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting minotaur named Zurgnorgath Grimchaser. The roofer is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the roofer. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Swagger Meat House [+] The Wet Swagger Meat House is an average sized, tidy-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gambling mindflayer named Chture. The butchershop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Flask Legal Partners [+] The Horny Flask Legal Partners is a large, dusty-looking barrister. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a resentful mindflayer named Prim. The barrister is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 3 customers in the barrister. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Green Giant Pots [+] The Green Giant Pots is a huge, crowded-looking pottery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy goblin named Nbub Metaldeath. The pottery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the pottery. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Beer Shoppe [+] The Beefy Beer Shoppe is a large, packed-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a battle-ready goblin named Xuog Giantbeast. The cheeseshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you see jugs of milk and other tools, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 2 customers in the cheeseshop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.