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Welcome to South Elberfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 4,080
  • Children: 36.94% (1,507)
  • Elderly: 6.74% (275)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,424 half-dwarf (34.9%)
  • 784 gnome (19.2%)
  • 784 halfling (19.2%)
  • 670 elf (16.4%)
  • 242 other (5.9%)
  • 135 human (3.3%)
  • 41 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 9 Districts
  • 129 Businesses
  • 588 Specialists
  • 524 Residences

Summary [-]

South Elberfun is a large town in the Umbarkan Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is moderately populated (7,404/sq km), covers 0.55 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 836 meters.

Climate [-]

South Elberfun has a Moist Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally chilly with little variation. Precipitation is continual, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

South Elberfun sees a binary star overhead: Abalel, an average yellow star and Uukus, an average white star. South Elberfun also has a single moon: Theme, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed marble rampart that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.84 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to South Elberfun; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in a linear pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: embassy, market, mercy, trade, prison, civic, fine shops, shops, and middleclass.

Government [-]

South Elberfun is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in South Elberfun are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of South Elberfun in the region is dwindling rapidly due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

South Elberfun is ruled by Governor Coelly Undergirdle. The Governor has been in power for a few months and is respected by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through a knowledgeable and just populace.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.10% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

South Elberfun has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 520 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 306 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 19 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and destroyed rampart, South Elberfun is greatly fortified. South Elberfun fighters are much maligned for their use of shortbows in battle. They are mocked for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in South Elberfun is currently growing.

Resources [-]

South Elberfun is known for the following resources:

  • A new grave yard inhabited by tame kangaroos that are avoided by townspeople. Surpraz said the locals speak of piles of silver in a nearby pit.
  • Magical tame clam beds that are avoided by locals. Yorgan Greaseyface said the locals speak of a stash of small lyres in a nearby pit.
  • An ancient grave yard inhabited by wild dragons that are feared by vampires.
  • Substantial primal palm oil trees that are hunted by vampires. One might dig up piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
  • A new grave yard inhabited by dangerous bats that are feared by kittens. Kilvy said rumors tell of a stash of silver in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Abador's Beans, a special beans with the capability to move on its own accord. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • In the olden days, a cyclops named Susharg hunted the field. Some say that if you caught him, you will be killed.

Events [-]

South Elberfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Surpraz.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghuglsh Headcracker.
  • Missing goat. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Thogb Bonekiller.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bon Electrogadget.
  • Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Poco Curlystick.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Will pay in gold. Contact Rhobbzog Backkiller.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must not smell. Reward available. Contact Davey Harerley if intrigued.
  • imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rxun Darkwiser for more details.
  • Needed: Balond Doughplate has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Gaban Rocketwink.
  • Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Reward is a secret. Contact Mot Laughhand.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Reward available. Contact Khalssen heh Khalal for more details.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bargar Dogarm.
  • Help! Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rxor Ghosttbone.

People [-]

The people in South Elberfun are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Daney Whitewicz is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled scabbardmaker. He appears jolly.
  • Doney Caran is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled pastrycook. He appears fatalistic.
  • Joes Harhews is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled specialty smith. She appears fatalistic.
  • Chaellanae Lightgrove is a female elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled furrier. She appears deluded.
  • Dellanlas Arkeneasong is a female elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled deputy. She appears greedy.
  • Poly Bolgerbones is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled rugmaker. He appears violent.
  • Daves Diley is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned locksmith. He appears jaded.
  • Davry Antonliffe is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent scribe. He appears prejudiced.
  • Drodor Platinumtoe is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent mercenary. She appears insecure.
  • Don Benick is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cooper. He appears apologetic.
  • Grumgin Brassanvil is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled magic dealer. She appears deluded.
  • Bellanlleu Spiritfire is a female elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre tinker. She appears scattered.
  • Podo Quickbottom is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent maidservant. He appears thick.
  • Pone Melilock is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled outfitter. She appears cowed.
  • Pernell Hotden is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears gambling.
  • Bebornly Lightningsall is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mocked glassmaker. She appears insecure.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Ilyvarai Broadarrow, a trusting male elf. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost sibling.
  • Jamey Sheey, a helpful male half-dwarf. He is an adept who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Lodin Saltmine, a self-obsessed male dwarf. He is a bard who is here to buy supplies.
  • Thorgan Drumnose, a mopey female half-dwarf. She is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Donic Chason, a nosy male human. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Jam Jackstone, a smitten male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Micke Simonson, a spiteful male half-orc. He is a fighter who is following rumors of riches.
  • Dav Davrell, a nihilistic male human. He is a druid who is following rumors of riches.
  • Klok Backsnapper, a treasure-obsessed female half-orc. She is a warrior who is following the voices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in South Elberfun:

  • The Grizzly Wench Docs [+]
  • The Dry Cavern Shoppe [+]
  • The Puking Goblins Locksmith [+]
  • The Warm Frog Rugs [+]
  • The Smithy Silver Sweet House [+]
  • The Last Maiden Hatters [+]
  • The Burly Elf Leatherworks [+]
  • The Horny Fox Shoppe [+]
  • The Prancing Dwarf Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Red Stump Gaol [+]
  • The Lecherous Virgin Blowers [+]
  • The Thirsty Troll Worship House [+]
  • The Horny Peacock Shoppe [+]
  • The Knotted Wagonhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Divine House Clinic [+]
  • The Drifting Darkroot House [+]