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Welcome to Greendale!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,047
  • Children: 22.16% (232)
  • Elderly: 17.19% (180)

Racial Breakdown

  • 893 half-orc (85.2%)
  • 65 human (6.2%)
  • 37 gnome (3.5%)
  • 26 half-elf (2.4%)
  • 20 half-dwarf (1.9%)
  • 6 other (0.5%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 58 Businesses
  • 106 Specialists
  • 133 Residences

Summary [-]

Greendale is a small town in the Lower Sarmouish District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is sparsely populated (3,685/sq km), covers 0.28 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 597 meters.

Climate [-]

Greendale has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Greendale sees a binary star overhead: Uukus, an average white star and Sikek, a large yellow star. Greendale also has a single moon: Elakapso, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive asteroid belt that has been around for generations and a massive black hole that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a reinforced rubble palisade that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 91% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.27 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Greendale; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone streets in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, middleclass, and trade.

Government [-]

Greendale is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly skillful. Officials in Greendale are often seen as decent and the policies are respected. The political influence of Greendale in the region is improving due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Greendale is ruled by Governor Dones Mathews. The Governor has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is revered by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.62% of the population (17 adults).

Military [-]

Greendale has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 157 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 70 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 5 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and reinforced palisade, Greendale is properly fortified. Greendale fighters are despised for their use of unique axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Greendale is currently good.

Resources [-]

Greendale is known for the following resources:

  • A blessed gazebo inhabited by carnivorous kangaroos that are feared by locals. Somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • Chinchilla colonies that are hunted by travelers.
  • Bountiful peacock musters that are feared by vampires. One might find piles of platinum in a nearby pit.
  • Substantial kangaroo mobs that are frequented by unicorns. The locals speak of a stash of rubies in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Mbok's Trident, a cursed trident with the capability to grant wishes. It has been lost for ages.
  • Many years ago, the townsfolk of Adnac lived in harmony. Things were quiet, but one day Goith the lich took over the town. The townsfolk tried to stop the lich, but were caught. Along came Kzus Ironcutter the goblin, who was a sneaky thief. Kzus had a plan to trick the lich by making a wager with Goith. When Kzus Ironcutter faced the lich, Kzus Ironcutter tricked Goith and was killed in the process.
  • In times past, a devil named Haride roamed the region. Villagers say that if you confront him, you will be stricken blind.
  • Legends tell of S'herzor's Amulet, a cursed amulet with the knack to dominate others. It was last seen years ago.

Events [-]

Greendale is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Illeninne Eytherwatch.
  • Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ilynalava Oakstrike.
  • Required: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joe Antonell to learn more.
  • Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalzin teh Ghezin.
  • Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Fot.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Porg.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Ham Tiddlycog.
  • Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Chaham.
  • I'm looking for rare carniverous butterflies, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xuezn Giantstomach.
  • Missing jewel. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Guap Boarfang.
  • Wanted: Looking for something new? lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ai Gearcog if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Greendale despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Zhutguh Backcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a renowned copyist. She appears jaded.
  • Joe Antonon is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled plasterer. He appears lovelorn.
  • Danry Whitand is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent butcher. He appears trusting.
  • Don Whitebrook is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled tavern. He appears mocking.
  • Hamton Greasetonk is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled woodcarver. She appears exhausted.
  • Joe Bries is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled shoemaker. He appears guarded.
  • Jo Petertone is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned laborer. He appears guilty.
  • Ellanlleu Shadowlight is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled wagoneer. He appears melancholy.
  • Jo Davider is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a mocked tavern. She appears mopey.
  • Done Dilcroft is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked sheriff. He appears xenophobic.
  • Erellai Bladerose is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled ostler. She appears contrarian.
  • Gavva Tiddlygadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent bather. She appears greedy.
  • Thrudd Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled woodseller. He appears gluttonous.
  • Joe Andrey is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mocked porter. He appears authoritarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Abamir Goldring, a drunken male half-dwarf. He is a wizard who is finding work as a mercenary.
  • Bonxie Cogglegadget, a loud female gnome. She is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Mickes Dilson, a solemn female half-orc. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Falrun Rubyslasher, a clumsy male half-dwarf. He is an adept who is here to buy slaves.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Greendale:

  • The Lazy Pig Wainwright [+]
  • The Stinky Hops House of Colors [+]
  • The Chipped Wolfhound Inc. [+]
  • The Grumbling Twins Inc. [+]
  • The Punchin' Boar Locksmith [+]
  • The Hungry Fig House of Law [+]
  • The Northern Bucket Inc. [+]
  • The Vulgar Tree Furs [+]
  • The Slaughtered Crate Charity [+]
  • The Great Knife Scabbards [+]
  • The Whistling Flame Inc. [+]
  • The Marbled Cup Inc. [+]
  • The Gritty Weasels Wharf [+]
  • The Noisy Hammer Inc. [+]