Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 3,400
- Children: 22.24% (756)
- Elderly: 17.24% (586)
Racial Breakdown
- 2,159 half-dwarf (63.5%)
- 585 half-elf (17.2%)
- 317 halfling (9.3%)
- 266 half-orc (7.8%)
- 39 other (1.1%)
- 34 human (1%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 119 Businesses
- 463 Specialists
- 426 Residences
Summary [-]
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Crystalmead is known for the following resources:
- A cursed tower inhabited by defenseless spiders that are hunted by travelers. Jen Gearfiz said one might dig up a chest containing monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
- Many kangaroo mobs that are frequented by townspeople. One might dig up piles of kitten mittens buried near there.
- A cursed castle inhabited by wild parrots that are avoided by vampires. Rumors tell of piles of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
- Bountiful caterpillar nests that are hunted by locals. The locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a well.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Legends tell of S'herzin's Hat, a cursed hat with the capability to dominate others. It was stolen from a locked vault.
- Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a Pooka stalked the woods. Some say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then eat you.
- Legends tell of Abalenssa's Deck of cards, a possessed deck of cards with the ability to move on its own accord. It was stolen from a locked vault.
- Many years ago, a murderer named Weone roamed the countryside during a red moon. People say that if you hear him, you will be killed.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Wanted: Need a change of pace? Missing peg leg. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Daap Rocknut.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gloshag Mokcracker for more details.
- Help Needed: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gaetai Killeshield for further details.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gaelaninne Dirthblade.
- Bored? Missing wagon wheel. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Iglag Bonekiller for more information.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact S'herssen se S'heral to learn more.
- Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Micke Chrisorth if interested.
- I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalal teh Ghessen.
- Required: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Ilrigthil Summerwing.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen potato. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abahiaaen Frostwhisper.
- Wanted: Someone stole my gemstone. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Zurga Quillrangli.
- Vaz has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dosh Eagletooth.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Joe Chaliffe is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted professor. He appears beligerent.
- Jam Casll is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled lumberjack. She appears melancholy.
- Gaeartssa Dirthsight is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled tilemaker. She appears chatty.
- Daves VanGilstone is a female human who is known in the region as being a skilled haymerchant. She appears sick.
- Jo Bening is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a gifted cheesemaker. She appears scattered.
- Donic Frangan is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. He appears forgetful.
- Blagtakh Bonecracker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre physician. She appears easily offended.
- Mickry Stanter is a female human who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled sage. She appears accusatory.
- Mickes Daviden is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted collier. He appears jaded.
- Dav Bartoard is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre watercarrier. He appears nervous.
- Faeellai Heartsing is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted specialty smith. She appears boastful.
- Jamry Kleinling is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a gifted prostitute. She appears smitten.
- Dones Staard is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled bookseller. He appears greedy.
- Toldo Teaden is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled teacher. He appears lonely.
- Ozmig Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled cutler. He appears impatient.
Travelers [-]
- Khalzin se Ghezor, an impatient female lizardfolk. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Dan Stanard, a skeptical female human. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
- Khalssen seh S'heral, a prejudiced female lizardfolk. She is a sorcerer who is here to destroy a rumor.
- Hamnas Cloudthorn, a mocking male minotaur. He is a commoner who is finding work as a healer.
- Tol Stoutlady, a prejudiced male halfling. He is a druid who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Tilka, an unreliable male troglodyte. He is a bard who is delivering a message to a scholar.
- Adadan Gearscope, a spiteful female gnome. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
- Vor, a fatalistic female kobold. She is a rogue who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
- Thruzrog Moksnapper, a skeptical female orc. She is a bard who is following rumors of riches.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Crystalmead:
- The Flaming Elf Inc. [+]
- The Tipsy Weasels Supplies [+]
- The Shallow Dungeon Timber Mill [+]
- The Chicken Wolfhound Farmers Market [+]
- The Grizzly Clowns Inc. [+]
- The Flying Dead Inc. [+]
- The Hanging Wolfhound Millers [+]
- The Crimson Tower Inc. [+]
- The Noisy Dungeon Inc. [+]
- The Merry Road Brewery [+]
- The Squalid Cat Shoes Inc. [+]
- The Sloppy Silver Reference Center [+]
- The Green Pipe Pottery House [+]
- The Sloppy Bunk Cloth [+]
- The Wrong Nomad Depot [+]