Welcome to Birmvita Mills!

Birmvita Mills is known for the following resources:

• Abundant clam beds that are visited frequently by zombies. Dzuunk Laughcutter said one might dig up bags of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
• Rare clay deposits that are feared by townspeople. The locals speak of a stash of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• Poisonous scorpion beds that are visited frequently by gru. Borkon Barleysmelter said rumors tell of piles of saphires in a tomb nearby.
• Magical rubber trees that are frequented by gru.
• Beaver colonies that are feared by unicorns. One might dig up piles of copper hidden around somewhere.

• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Beaeno Thermobit.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Amagrin Nimblejay has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Nhozgzog Headsnapper The Black.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Length of job expected to be short. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Tolmirada Curlywolf.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Larnaltars Tyrneasky.
• Missing puppy. We suspect bats are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dav Blackinson for more details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yeral se Ghessen.
• Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Thzzth.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joe Barorth.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghadud Headbreaker.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Missing puppy. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gardin Tigerstone.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Micke Corland for more details.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Halartava Kennyrlight.
• Help! I have feral cats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nbomd Oozedoom.
• Want to earn some quick coin? cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Rat.
• Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. References required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rub Bonecrusher for more information.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Shaman Ghar Backripper.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Elnallas Auvreachaser.
• Missing jewel. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Gab Greasefuel.
• Wanted: Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Must be clean. Contact Tulita Gyrogauge.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be clean. Contact Guk Oakfang.
• Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tbog Metalshadow for more information.

• Arrim Foetracker is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled spicemerchant. She appears easily offended.
• Ervarlas Stillstar is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears xenophobic.
• Pobal Oxbranch is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a mocked haymerchant. He appears sick.
• Goap Oxfang is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled brewer. He appears melancholy.
• Broorin Moonear is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent chandler. He appears attentive.
• Tudezn Cleaverhowl is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a decent interpreter. She appears xenophobic.
• Yorril Coldcrown is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled copyist. He appears egotistical.
• Gaeartinne Duskingborne is a male drow who is known in the world as being a mediocre stablehand. He appears lovelorn.
• Adarette Cobblebit is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled doctor. He appears trusting.
• Errigava Ravenlight is a female drow who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled ship captain. She appears homesick.
• Xromd Darkgloom is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a skilled banker. She appears helpful.
• Joic Andrerton is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled engineer. She appears cowed.
• Trexn Ironmaw is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears guilty.
• Ninvin Triggerbun is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled warehouse worker. She appears greedy.
• En'toor is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled prostitute. He appears clumsy.
• Snorrin Paperbreaker is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted bleacher. She appears guilty.
• Waerrl is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled illuminator. He appears impatient.
• Babnk Electrojet is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled librarian. She appears smug.
• Jam Blackford is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tanner. It appears deluded.
• Babva Cobblegauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted physician. She appears skeptical.
• Cargles Wizzwink is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked magic dealer. He appears exhausted.
• Tgeb Cleaverwiser is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a decent baker. He appears forgetful.
• Kiaxie Triggergauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted locksmith. She appears xenophobic.
• Donry Ferford is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked grocer. She appears solemn.
• Larlanssa Jadesong is a female drow who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled woodworker. She appears territorial.
• Adaarttars Featherstryke is a female drow who is known in the world as being a mediocre ropemaker. She appears gosipy.

• Grumrun Feastbreeches, a beligerent female half-dwarf. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Aigan Rocketgauge, a prejudiced male gnome. He is a monk who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Jednic Longkan, an embittered female minotaur. She is a ranger who is seeking dishonest work.
• Ellenaen Wishstar, a jaded female oddball. She is a wizard who is traveling with a circus.
• Dabal Boartooth, an embittered androgynous ogre. It is a druid who is here to buy spices.
• Beltava Aleaneye, a spiteful male drow. He is a warrior who is finding work as a healer.
• Jam Stoan, a homesick female half-elf. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Rugezn Nightrender, a quiet female bugbear. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Vor, a fashion concious male kobold. He is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
• Merril, an embittered male mindflayer. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
• Doney Simonfield, a fatalistic male lycanthrope. He is an adept who is here to buy spices.
• Malrette Rocketfuel, a patronizing male gnome. He is an expert who is seeing the world.
• Elly Highflower, a nosy male halfling. He is an aristocrat who is seeing the world.
• Perdely Skybody, an unreliable male halfling. He is a cleric who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Ser Hamgoat, a skeptical female halfling. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Gorrim Opalkeg, a sick male dwarf. He is a barbarian who is here to buy spices.
• Yerssen se Khalssen, a thick female lizardfolk. She is a wizard who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Dave MacBracroft, a smitten male half-elf. He is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Mal Goodfingers, a prejudiced male halfling. He is an aristocrat who is finding work as a merchant.
• Rbub Ghosttmouth, a nosy female bugbear. She is a bard who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Zuk Gianthand, a resentful male hobgoblin. He is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
• Daney Jackcroft, a grieving androgynous half-elf. It is a monk who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Tmor Foulfury, a xenophobic female hobgoblin. She is a druid who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Gakah Headbreaker, a flirtatious female bugbear. She is a commoner who is fleeing overdue taxes.

These establishments worthy of mention in Birmvita Mills:

• The Sloppy Alicorn Reference Center [+] The Sloppy Alicorn Reference Center is a large, crowded-looking library. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a sick mindflayer named Merril. The library is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Urchin Inc. [+] The Fat Urchin Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking tile shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fatalistic goblin named Tudun Evilhost. The tile shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Bill Charity [+] The Slaughtered Bill Charity is an average sized, disgusting-looking almshouse. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a spiteful half-dwarf named Jory Sheland. The almshouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the almshouse. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Dead Shop [+] The Wiley Dead Shop is a small, orderly-looking shop. The building faces south with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a prejudiced goblin named Tgexn Braindoom. The shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Last Road Hats Shop [+] The Last Road Hats Shop is a normal sized, tidy-looking hat shop. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Mick Davleton. The hat shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Kettles Enchanters [+] The Twin Kettles Enchanters is a normal sized, orderly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a prejudiced goblin named Tgub Laughstomach. The alchemy shop is known for very high prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a dog barking, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you smell damp earth. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Weasels Inc. [+] The Chipped Weasels Inc. is a large, damp-looking theater. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed gnome named Gil Wizzgadget. The theater is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Rooster Millers [+] The Happy Rooster Millers is a small, cluttered-looking mill. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lovelorn goblin named Kkasr Foulhand. The mill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the mill. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Cat Chop House [+] The Royal Cat Chop House is a normal sized, cluttered-looking cutlery shop. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy drow named Larnallleu Arkeneadrake. The cutlery shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Bull Inc. [+] The Ripped Bull Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking townhouse. The building faces southeast with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a helpful ogre named Kibel Rocksnout. The townhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the townhouse. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Rooster Locksmith [+] The Puking Rooster Locksmith is a huge, clean-looking locksmith. The building faces southeast with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous half-dwarf named Arrim Smokeeye. The locksmith is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the locksmith. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Pig Outlet [+] The Wistful Pig Outlet is a typical sized, filthy-looking shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nihilistic gnome named Carton Fusejet. The shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Urchin Inc. [+] The Crippled Urchin Inc. is a small, smelly-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with round windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly half-dwarf named Jo Ferngham. The smokehouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Octopus Inc. [+] The Crippled Octopus Inc. is a small, clean-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful drow named Elrigtel Hawkwater. The smokehouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Bucket Mill [+] The Happy Bucket Mill is an average sized, crowded-looking mill. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a homesick goblin named Tmzar Greatshredder. The mill is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Priest Star Gazers [+] The Highlighted Priest Star Gazers is a typical sized, damp-looking astrologer. The building faces northeast with small windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a cowed goblin named Tgbok Giantbasher. The astrologer is known for fair prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Well Youth Hostel [+] The Plaid Well Youth Hostel is a huge, tidy-looking hostel. The building faces east with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a shifty gnome named Bongles Gyrofuel. The hostel is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the hostel. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Snake Shop [+] The Lazy Snake Shop is a typical sized, neat-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a boastful mindflayer named Flum. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Octopus Inc. [+] The Gray Octopus Inc. is a typical sized, messy-looking transportation. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forbidding mindflayer named Vessvy. The transportation is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Badger Inc. [+] The Nomadic Badger Inc. is a large, clean-looking weaver. The building faces east with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud drow named Aesartinne Fairfeather. The weaver is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the weaver. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Days Dumping Ground [+] The Yellow Days Dumping Ground is an average sized, dirty-looking junkyard. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving drow named Elriginne Tyrneabough. The junkyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the junkyard. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Ent Inc. [+] The Refuge Ent Inc. is a large, messy-looking townhouse. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a helpful ogre named Pobel Bearmane. The townhouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the townhouse. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Knife Inc. [+] The Knotted Knife Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking smithy. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a sick ogre named Ubal Oakroot. The smithy is known for varying prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Imps Shop [+] The Dry Imps Shop is a huge, crowded-looking cobblershop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a skeptical ogre named Uap Oaksnout. The cobblershop is known for high prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear the work of shoes, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Bag Inc. [+] The Grizzly Bag Inc. is a large, dusty-looking woodshop. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful gnome named Jenkey Wizzwink. The woodshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the woodshop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Peddler Temple [+] The Frosty Peddler Temple is an average sized, crowded-looking church. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a smitten mindflayer named Huvy. The church is known for dirt cheap prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell smell of blood, you hear a low moaning, and you see people walking around in a daze. There are 4 customers in the church. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.