Welcome to Upper Cranridge!

Upper Cranridge is known for the following resources:

• Dangerous clam beds that are avoided by magic users. The locals speak of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• Tame crow murders that are feared by locals. Kzoten Dreadfury said the locals speak of bags of emeralds in a dungeon.
• Scarce vampire cobra quivers that are hunted by gru. Rhugluh Headsnapper said one might dig up bags of saphires in a well.

• Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Harm if intrigued.
• Needed: Looking for work? onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Mhugb Bonesnapper The Black.
• Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Erartssa Keenstryke.
• Wanted: Bounty for derros, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to background check. Contact Dzuuk Bigdoom.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No previous experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Trods Fouldoom to learn more.
• Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Experienced professionals only. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Skarin Brasskeg if interested.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Krakuk Headripper.
• Help Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Naregd Damnhowl.
• Help Wanted: Looking for work? A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jamic Antonland.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Thusu Mokbreaker.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I have lizards in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elrigssa Meadowglow.
• Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Narub Bladebasher if intrigued.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jenrette Thermobit.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Khalal fe Khalzor.
• I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Dubel Eagleclaw.

• Alliita Fusecog is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears nosy.
• Ulmir Irondoor is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cobbler. He appears prejudiced.
• Malvin Greasebolt is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a renowned ropemaker. She appears clumsy.
• Darnaliyn Firehand is an androgynous elf who is known in the region as being a gifted tavern. It appears giddy.
• Nitgab Armripper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled cobbler. He appears resentful.
• Baban Triggercog is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted warehouse worker. He appears drunken.
• Allivin Tiddlyscope is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. He appears giddy.
• Arn Tiddlygadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tavern. She appears nosy.
• Hewkey Electrobolt is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled saddler. She appears gosipy.
• Tomita Gyroscope is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked watercarrier. She appears clumsy.
• Dav Chrisden is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled timberwright. He appears patronizing.
• Yorrin Roarstomach is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled mercenary. He appears self-obsessed.
• Torvin Wobbscope is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned tilemaker. She appears jesterly.
• Durgan Jadeship is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned sculptor. She appears self-obsessed.
• Dellaninne Silentstalker is a female elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled courtier. She appears gambling.
• Ellanlleu Wolfwhisper is an androgynous elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent blacksmith. It appears impatient.
• Ilyhiainne Broadwhisper is a male elf who is known in the city as being a legendary official. He appears jesterly.
• Grumag Bittergrieve is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent priest. She appears chatty.

• Bonnk Wizzfiz, a solemn female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Davey Southville, a flirtatious female lycanthrope. She is a cleric who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Gkutok Braingloom, a beligerent androgynous hobgoblin. It is a druid who is here to buy slaves.
• Byledol Earthsoult, a nosy female minotaur. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Perly Tossbarrel, an apologetic male oddball. He is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Aleellava Swiftshield, a jesterly female half-elf. She is an adept who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• James Benield, a flirtatious female half-elf. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Jun Electroscope, a gluttonous female gnome. She is a barbarian who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Don Mathouse, a territorial male human. He is an expert who is finding work as a spy.
• Trurm Nightgloom, a battle-ready female goblin. She is an expert who is doing something impossible.
• Waerall, an intimidating female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Xuot Greatdamn, a giddy female hobgoblin. She is an adept who is seeking revenge.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Cranridge:

• The Thirsty Rock Shrine [+] The Thirsty Rock Shrine is a typical sized, orderly-looking temple. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Khaggum Headnor. The temple is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the temple. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Frogs of Hell [+] The Surly Frogs of Hell is a typical sized, damp-looking adventurers guild. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a boastful half-orc named Dudarz Backsnapper. The adventurers guild is known for reasonable prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see equipment lying around, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear weapons being sharpened. There are 3 customers in the adventurers guild. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Cloak Inc. [+] The Victorious Cloak Inc. is a small, filthy-looking university. The building faces southeast with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a territorial dwarf named Brodal Icehunter. The university is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Open Dead Bows R Us [+] The Open Dead Bows R Us is a huge, smelly-looking bowyer. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, three windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty dwarf named Balbul Hawkchisel. The bowyer is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the bowyer. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Paladin Inc. [+] The Violent Paladin Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking university. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an attentive gnome named Alligles Gearscope. The university is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the university. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Octopus General Mechandise [+] The Crazy Octopus General Mechandise is an average sized, tidy-looking grocery store. The building faces east with small windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Jamic Jamerell. The grocery store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the grocery store. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The New Hammer Inc. [+] The New Hammer Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking studio. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jaded gnome named Kia Cobbletonk. The studio is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the studio. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Bull Temple [+] The Frosty Bull Temple is a normal sized, messy-looking church. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a skeptical dwarf named Durrim Pearlnose. The church is known for dirt cheap prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear rhythmic chanting, you see elegent golden decorations all around, and you smell weapons being sharpened. There are 3 customers in the church. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Virgin Inc. [+] The Ruby Virgin Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking stable. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely gnome named Gablita Rocketfuel. The stable is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the stable. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Imps Store [+] The Wiley Imps Store is a huge, packed-looking shop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Gavkey Cobblefiz. The shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shop. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Cat House of Colors [+] The Stowaway Cat House of Colors is a huge, clean-looking dyer. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic elf named Erhiaaen Wolfcloak. The dyer is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, you hear a bubbling sound, and you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the dyer. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Pig Clinic [+] The Divine Pig Clinic is a typical sized, disgusting-looking clinic. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Jenlin Cobblecog. The clinic is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Willow Hatters [+] The Laughing Willow Hatters is a small, neat-looking hat shop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a quiet dwarf named Snornir Rubysapper. The hat shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Horse Shoppe [+] The Fermented Horse Shoppe is a large, smelly-looking barbershop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug half-orc named Donry Chrisngham. The barbershop is known for slightly high prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, and you hear snipping sissors. There is 1 customer in the barbershop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Badger Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Badger Book Smith is an average sized, tidy-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-orc named Joic Traman. The bookstore is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the bookstore. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Alicorn General Goods [+] The Forsaken Alicorn General Goods is a huge, filthy-looking trading post. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a homesick half-orc named Donry MacGilinson. The trading post is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the trading post. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Dog Charity [+] The Slade Dog Charity is a typical sized, filthy-looking almshouse. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an easily offended dwarf named Ulbin Smartcrown. The almshouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Cesspit Candle Maker [+] The Severed Cesspit Candle Maker is an average sized, damp-looking illuminator. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a vengeful half-orc named Driga Necksnapper. The illuminator is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.