Welcome to Clemhead!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 63
  • Children: 25.40% (16)
  • Elderly: 14.29% (9)

Racial Breakdown

  • 32 kobold (50.7%)
  • 13 mindflayer (20.6%)
  • 8 hobgoblin (12.6%)
  • 5 goblin (7.9%)
  • 3 orc (4.7%)
  • 1 minotaur (1.5%)
  • 1 other (1.5%)


  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 9 Residences

Summary [-]

Clemhead is a settlement in the Calagan Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (38/sq km), covers 1.66 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1453 meters.

Climate [-]

Clemhead has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally warm with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Clemhead sees a single star overhead: Toj, a small white star. Clemhead also has a double moon: Morotheus, a massive briliant silver moon and Spodibos, a large bone white moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny galaxy that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Clemhead; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone paths in a warped parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, racial, and professional.

Government [-]

Clemhead is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Clemhead are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Clemhead in the region is negligible due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Clemhead is ruled by Governor Ser Warmcaller. The Governor has been in power for several decades and is respected by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Clemhead has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 8 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Clemhead is poorly fortified. Clemhead fighters are much loved for their use of bladed gauntlets in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Clemhead is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Clemhead is known for the following resources:

  • Rare kitten glarings that are feared by witches. One might find piles of diamonds in a tomb nearby.
  • Vast primal rubber plantations that are hunted by unicorns. Haavaraen Morningfire said somoeone said someone found piles of diamonds in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Some time ago, an old man haunted the world when the moon is new. They say that the old man will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Legends tell of Joes' Ring, a special ring with the knack to disappear on its own. It has been lost for ages.
  • Long, long ago, a vampire named Ghrika lingered in the countryside and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Commoners say that if you caught her, you will be eaten alive.

Events [-]

Clemhead is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Bored? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Nagurg Neckcrusher.
  • Help Wanted: Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Poduk Boartooth.
  • Looking for something new? Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Yordor Graymoor for more information.
  • Poda Kallitalker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Trezn Bigbasher.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Zit.
  • Bap has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Dave Roseman for more information.

People [-]

The people in Clemhead ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Zezn Ogremouth is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled specialty smith. She appears accusatory.
  • Hecariurg Skyfury is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled coach driver. She appears guilty.
  • Xodor Ogrestomach is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a gifted copyist. She appears deluded.
  • Rhozgoz Armsnapper is a male orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled collier. He appears giddy.
  • Narot Dreadhand is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled glovemaker. He appears outlandish.
  • Rub Bonenor is a male orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent herbalist. He appears resentful.
  • Tumush Mokcracker is a male orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted watercarrier. He appears efficient.
  • Glubb Bonekiller is a female orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled saddler. She appears lonely.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Mickey Gilleton, a spiteful male half-orc. He is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Clemhead:

  • The Chipped Tower Inc. [+]
  • The Wrong Flask Depot [+]
  • The Crippled Virgin Inc. [+]
  • The Singing Frogs Bindary [+]
  • The Shining Harpoon Shoppe [+]
  • The Chipped Pony Inc. [+]
  • The Wooden Greyhound Hostel [+]
  • The Crimson Wand Inc. [+]